Song Parodies -> I'm Screaming With A White Fist Clenched

Original Song Title:

"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

  
Parody Song Title:

"I'm Screaming With A White Fist Clenched"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

I'm Screamin' With A White Fist Clenched,
Here in the Men's room, had to go
From the next stall standing,
There is urine landing,
Some stupid jerk pissed on my toe...

Kept Screamin' With A White Fist Clenched,
He comes around to make it right
Says an urgent pee was his plight
Kicked his "bad aim" privates hard, that night!

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alvin rhodes - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
nothing says christmas quite like splashing urine...5s
Johnny D - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You know Splasher and Pantsoff
Herpes and Itchin'
Vomit and Stupid
Brownrear and Shitzen
But do you recall
The most heinous reindeer of all ?
AFW - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
True, Alvin..thanks Thanks, Johnny...Hey, sounds like you got a new parody goin' there...
John Barry - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Inspeerational!
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm thinking you wrote that whole song "in situ" AFW - better than kicking him in the parts is to rhyme about doing it - what a great emotional release we've all found - 555
AFW - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John and Stuart...
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
If you're going to the men's room you have that coming, no need to be upset, do what I do, drink your beer, hide in the corner, piss in the empty glass, leave it on a table.

That way do you not only get to releave yourself, you also get to give some notorious beer-stealing bastard what he deserves. :-)
AFW - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha..that's a good one. Know 1..

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