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Song Parodies -> "Keep A Six Foot Distance"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home For Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Keep A Six Foot Distance"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Song number 1 of my "2020 COVID Christmas Collection". Planning on releasing a few more this month! Enjoy!
Keep a six foot distance
Don't stand close to me
Shield your nose since we're all gross
We'll get tense when you sneeze
Heard you wheeze behind me
That's what made me scream
Keep a six foot distance
Or you will see me steamed
Keep a six foot distance
Said Dr. Fauci
Wear a mask - I'll kick your ass
If it dips past your beak
We're all peeved and grouchy
Since this year has sucked
Keep a six foot distance
Or else you will be f*cked!
Don't stand close to me
Shield your nose since we're all gross
We'll get tense when you sneeze
Heard you wheeze behind me
That's what made me scream
Keep a six foot distance
Or you will see me steamed
Keep a six foot distance
Said Dr. Fauci
Wear a mask - I'll kick your ass
If it dips past your beak
We're all peeved and grouchy
Since this year has sucked
Keep a six foot distance
Or else you will be f*cked!
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