Oh, my mother in law is callin'
But I know I won't be bawlin'
'Cause I won't be answering
Let it ring, Let it ring, Let it ring

The ringer's off, I won't hear it
On voicemail, it's soon deleted
It's because of this I sing
Let it ring, Let it ring, Let it ring

When I finally check voicemail
How I hate deleting ten of them
When my wife calls her, here's my tale:
Voicemail has messed up again

Oh, she always calls Christmas day, yeah
But this year, won't have none of that
Oh, caller id's a great thing.
Let it ring, Let it ring, Let it ring

When I miss calls on my cell phone
All those annoying people are mad
I just tell them I had it off
Then they won't feel quite so bad

Oh, they'll always call, but I won't talk
Yeah, they'll call me when they sleepwalk
You know I won't hear anything
Let it ring, Let it ring, Let it ring
I'm the avoiding phone calls king
Let it ring, Let it ring, Let it ring