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Song Parodies -> "It's Beginning To Look Like Fitzmas Fizzled"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"It's Beginning To Look Like Fitzmas Fizzled"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

It's Christmas in June... for Republicans. For all you leftards and other traitors, here's your switch and a lump of coal!
It's beginning to look like Fitzmas fizzled:
Rove beat Wilson's whores!
New York Slimes lost it once again;
Valerie is a has-been!
Leftards insane scream out in vain! Rove scores!

It's beginning to look like Fitzmas fizzled;
As in times before,
Now, the funniest sight to see
Is the leftards helplessly
Groaning on the floor!

From hate, the left's big galoots start frivolous lawsuits
That are trash and lies--leftard spin.
And now they squawk 'cause Rove's gonna walk:
The truth has done their whole case in!
"We've all been had!" they scream in hate; the leftards just can't win!

It's beginning to look like Fitzmas fizzled:
Wilson's case is blown!
To the grand jury, it won't sell;
Valerie's all shot to hell!
Fitzgerald finds: leftard behinds we own!

It's beginning to look like Fitzmas fizzled:
Joe's case fell apart!
We right-wing now begin to sing:
As with memos from Downing,
It's a full non-start!

It's beginning to look like Fitzmas fizzled:
Joe's case fell apart!
We right-wing now begin to sing...
As with memos from Downing...
It's a full non-start...

Leftards frothing... Rove scores!
Not only is Rove innocent of all charges against him, but I say a stint in Shawshank would be too lenient for the the New York Slimes reporters who leaked all of that intel about Bush's thoroughly legal NSA program to the Muslim terrorists. Those traitor hypocrites hardly demanded less for Rove.

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