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Song Parodies -> "White Bathroom"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas (Short Version)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White Bathroom"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I've bet a lot of mothers can relate to this!
She's dreaming of a white bathroom
Just like the ones people love to show (off)
Where the counter-tops glisten and no one's pissin'
Everywhere but in the freaking bowel!

She's dreaming of a white bathroom
Where everything is bleached snow white
No mildew or black mold in sight
But all the surfaces and floor shine so bright!

She's dreaming of a white bathroom
Where all clothing and toys are out of sight
And her lingerie from making love last night
OMG! Is that a bloody tampon unflushed, seat upright?!?

[Growling]

Makes a mom angry and uptight
Like a nurse, she wants everything white and sterilized!

She loves the smell of bleach in the morning!
Her family's terrified...!!!

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Peter Andersson - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
None of them fancy designer uptown yuppie loos then? ;-P
Rob Arndt - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Peter, did you know that Casino restroom attendants can make $200-500 a night! Weird feeling of that presence when one is pinching off a loaf in a stall. Good news is that if you need help with anything, you can get it. I've dropped a $100 bill one time for excellent service and advice concerning obtaining a blonde, leggy "escort" back to my room!
Jonathan - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
All White Rob! 5's

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