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Song Parodies -> "Winging On The Czars"

Original Song Title:

"Swinging On A Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Winging On The Czars"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

In case any one of our site critics gets appointed by the administration as "AM i RIGHT Czar", then...so much the better! :D
Would you like to become a czar?
Health Reform, or Border, or Car
Then Barack will make you a star
He keeps on naming lots of czars

When the bureaucracies get too big to run
It happens a lot in Washington
Thet won't scale back and they won't cut down
That's not the way they do things in that town
And so when a mess has gone too far
They simply go appoint a czar

Would you like to become a czar?
Health Reform or Border or Car
Then Barack will make you a star
He keeps on naming lots of czars

There's czars now for Infotech, Drugs, and Energy
For "Stimulus-Accountability"
For Faith-Based, Terrorism, Gitmo-Closing
The list keeps growing and it is imposing
I'll wish all the czars up in their lofts
Don't end up like the Romanovs

Would you like to become a czar?
Health Reform or Border or Car
Then Barack will make you a star
He's always naming lots of czars

The real czars were monarchs, absolute autocrats
And they were in no way democrats
While they could rule without reason or rhyme
The Russians knew - one czar at a time!
And though for our government I'm rootin'
The only true czar left is Putin

And as Obama strives to appoint
Many new czars he will annoint
I hope he'll remember this point
That he is only naming czars
There'd better not be commisars!
Comments are welcome, flame wars not so much ;)

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McKludge - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny take on the czaring going on lately. I looked it up on Wikipedia (so it might be true) and the czar term started back in 1982 with the war on drugs. So I don't think Obama is appointing czars so much as selecting people to focus on specific issues. The media (who never met a trend they couldn't beat to death) are the ones calling them czars.

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