-> "Winging On The Czars"
Original Song Title:
"Swinging On A Star"
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Parody Song Title:
"Winging On The Czars"
The Lyrics
Would you like to become a czar?
Health Reform, or Border, or Car
Then Barack will make you a star
He keeps on naming lots of czars
When the bureaucracies get too big to run
It happens a lot in Washington
Thet won't scale back and they won't cut down
That's not the way they do things in that town
And so when a mess has gone too far
They simply go appoint a czar
Would you like to become a czar?
Health Reform or Border or Car
Then Barack will make you a star
He keeps on naming lots of czars
There's czars now for Infotech, Drugs, and Energy
For "Stimulus-Accountability"
For Faith-Based, Terrorism, Gitmo-Closing
The list keeps growing and it is imposing
I'll wish all the czars up in their lofts
Don't end up like the Romanovs
Would you like to become a czar?
Health Reform or Border or Car
Then Barack will make you a star
He's always naming lots of czars
The real czars were monarchs, absolute autocrats
And they were in no way democrats
While they could rule without reason or rhyme
The Russians knew - one czar at a time!
And though for our government I'm rootin'
The only true czar left is Putin
And as Obama strives to appoint
Many new czars he will annoint
I hope he'll remember this point
That he is only naming czars
There'd better not be commisars!
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