Song Parodies -> Hallways
| Original Song Title: | "Always" |
| Original Performer: | Bing Crosby |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hallways" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Honey, me and you
We're a kinky two,
..Not in the norm..
We college, scholarly
So, our play pen should be
..Here in the dorm..
(But) Instead of a bed or a chair,
When we are horny, we share...
Kisses, lovin' in
Hallways
Here is where we sin,
Hallways
Air trav'lers can keep
Mile high clubs they reap
This is where we'll bleep,
..Hallways
..Hallways...
Nude, no underwear,
Hallways
By the rail or stair,
Hallways
Not inside a shower
No motels to pay
Our love pad is here
In Hallways....
I'll be loving you,
In Hallways
Beejay's, doggie's, too
Hallways
Libraries are grand,
Hump to beat the band
Just lie down or stand
(In) Hallways...
Hallways..
People stop and stare
Always,
Voyeur's welcome there,
...Hallways..
Though, some looks are sour
Others stop and say,
"Get a room,
Not here,
...in Hallways !"
We're a kinky two,
..Not in the norm..
We college, scholarly
So, our play pen should be
..Here in the dorm..
(But) Instead of a bed or a chair,
When we are horny, we share...
Kisses, lovin' in
Hallways
Here is where we sin,
Hallways
Air trav'lers can keep
Mile high clubs they reap
This is where we'll bleep,
..Hallways
..Hallways...
Nude, no underwear,
Hallways
By the rail or stair,
Hallways
Not inside a shower
No motels to pay
Our love pad is here
In Hallways....
I'll be loving you,
In Hallways
Beejay's, doggie's, too
Hallways
Libraries are grand,
Hump to beat the band
Just lie down or stand
(In) Hallways...
Hallways..
People stop and stare
Always,
Voyeur's welcome there,
...Hallways..
Though, some looks are sour
Others stop and say,
"Get a room,
Not here,
...in Hallways !"
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Funny stuff here, and me thinks the private, 'real' Bing would truly appreciate the sentiment!
i just love a tender ballad...lol
Thanks, TJ, and alvin
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