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Song Parodies -> "Trump's WHITE Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Trump's WHITE Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Squire Malloy

The Lyrics

I’m dreaming of a WHITE Christmas
Let’s keep the Mexicans at bay
We’ll have law and order,
And wall the border
Nieto will be sure to pay

I’m dreaming of a WHITE Christmas
With all the darkies behind bars
There’ll be no more rappin’
Or Sharpton yappin’
And no one ‘round to steal our cars

I’m dreaming of a WHITE Christmas
Ship all the Muslims to Iraq
They can worship Allah
And live in squalor
But don’t ever let them back

I’m dreaming of a WHITE Christmas
With every new law I will write
Let the wetbacks drown in the night
(although I assume some are good people)
And may all our Christmasses be WHITE!

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Patrick - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
I knew this one was coming. Quite well written. Top notch parody. "Wall the border and Nieto will be sure to pay" is a good phrasing of Trump's statement.
Alpha Skua - October 20, 2017 - Report this comment
So when do we send Obama and Sharpton to live on some teenie weenie island somewhere?

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