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Song Parodies -> "Silver Shells"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Silver Shells"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

see the werewolves...many werewolves
with their hair growin' wild
in the air there's a feelin'
of menace
paws are flashin'...claws are slashin'
flesh defiled, when they're riled
and on every street corner, there's fear

silver shells
silver shells
its full moon time...it ain't pretty
ping-a-ling...pistols ring
soon they'll be startin' to bay

hope they don't bite...but they just might
they are frightenin' and mean
and the people must take safety measures
hear the bones crunch...as the beasts munch
this is sad and obscene
then above all the ruckus, you hear...

silver shells
silver shells
its full moon time...it ain't pretty
ping-a-ling...pistols ring
soon they'll be startin' to bay




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AFW - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This one gets into your blood...,clever idea..five fangs
carol - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
howling good! 5's
Red Ant - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You gonna follow this one up with "Werewolves of London"? .555 caliber.
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
555, cute and ammusing. =)
Adagio - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cute! Until you see images of bone-crunching........eww! 5's
alvin rhodes - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW carol red ant stephen and adagio
Matthias - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Another damn I wish I thought of that feeling... Great... oh and have a Hairy Christmas... 5's
alvin rhodes - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks matthias, you too
Rex - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Just wait until we bring in the silver tank shells. Enjoyed this!
alvin rhodes - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rex
Agrimorfee - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoa! I'm surfing around here today, and mightily shocked about the violence in the Christmas-oriented parodies we all wrote this year. A reflection of our times, no doubt about it.

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