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Song Parodies -> "I Cannot Connect"

Original Song Title:

"We Shall Not Be Moved"

Original Performer:

Pete Seeger

Parody Song Title:

"I Cannot Connect"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Brought to you by the Committee for the Liberation of the word "Egad!"
I cannot, I cannot connect
I cannot, I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect

My browser isn't working, I cannot connect
My browser isn't working, I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect

Egad! Can't check my e-mail! I cannot connect
Egad! Can't check my e-mail! I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect

My IM buddies must miss me, I cannot connect
My IM buddies must miss me, I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect

I'll need to find a hot spot, I cannot connect
I'll need to find a hot spot, I cannot connect
And pay six bucks and drink a lot of coffee
I cannot connect

Forgot what life's like off-line, I cannot connect
Forgot what life's like off-line, I cannot connect
Because I've spent the last ten years on forums
I cannot connect

Hey wait! The sun is shining. I cannot connect
Maybe I'm missing something. I cannot connect
Will somebody please reconnect my router?
I cannot connect.
Parody by Mason "online 24/7" Resnick

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John Barry - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked the "eggs" "Egad" connection.
alvin rhodes - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
sounds rather maddening
MasonR - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks John and alvin!

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