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Song Parodies -> "My Baby Loves Muffins"

Original Song Title:

"My Baby Loves Lovin'"

Original Performer:

The White Plains

Parody Song Title:

"My Baby Loves Muffins"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

The last of a four-part parody tribute to Les Fradkin, a living legend responsible for a lot of wonderful feel-good pop music.
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways

My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways

I was lonely once, met a sweet, slim girl
But she had a jones for cholesterol
And those donuts she would just put away
Then she'd eat some more--like ten a day

My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways

My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways

She drinks Pepsi One, cause she thinks it's right
Then she downs three whoppers--with fries--each night
When I say "slow down" she says "go away"
Then eats fried Twinkies, so I pray

My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She'll eat a whole side of beef

No food in the fridge except for a forgotten onion ring
No food in the fridge, my baby, she has eaten everything
I'm telling you people

My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways

My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways

Sees a hot cross bun, and it tastes so good
Will she have five more of them? She thinks she should
All her monster meals add to what she weighs
When she's done she starts on Frito-Lays

My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways

(repeat and fade...)
Parody by Mason "who the heck is Les Fradkin, you ask?" Resnick (The other Les Fradkin songs parodied here are: Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes, Beach Baby, and Smile a Little Smile For Me (Rosemary).

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alvin rhodes - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
nothin' says lovin' like muffins when you're stuffin'
Meriadoc - August 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Just ran across this - loved the "forgotten onion ring"

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