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Song Parodies -> "Tumbling Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Tumbling Dice"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Tumbling Mice"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Laundry's in the dryer
And you know I'm feeling tired
But I'm wondering what's that squeaking sound?
Hey baby, I'm not crazy:
Something is bouncing around

What's that clinging to my undergarments,
In the dryer, spinning 'round?
Squeaking while I'm peaking
Their tales stuck in my crew socks now
They go round twitchin'. Man, these clothes I'm ditchin'
Wash 'n wear vermin reviled

Scamper from the hamper
I do the laundry
And call them the tumblin' mice

I named this one Murray. Now he's fluffed-up furry.
Bouncing 'round and maligned
Mickey's on my dickie
And he's dizzy but he's doing fine
How'd they get there, all these hot, wee beasties?
Hanging on a garter, sans grime?

Maybe they can stay
Because they're soft and fluffy, although they're bumbling
Laundry's filled with these stumbling mice

Never mind, must call for pest removal
Meeces infested my whites
Sorry, can't stay
I must remove these pestulant, tumbling mice (call them the tumbling)
Laundered rodents
Laundered rodents
Laundered rodents (squeak, squeak)
Laundered rodents
Laundered rodents
Laundered rodents (watch 'em tumble, watch 'em tumble)...
Parody by Mason "oh, rats" Resnick

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Peregrin - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Ewww! Mason! It's back to the washing machine :) Good job though!
Agrimorfee - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a squeaky-clean parody!
alvin - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully goofy imagery going on here
Meriadoc - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This was fantastic from beginning to end. Fluff and fold those meeces!
MasonR - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Ack! Typo! Should be "Their tails stuck in my crew socks now", not "tales." No stories in MY socks! Anyway...thanks Peregrin, Agrimorfee, alvin and Merry!
UnKnownVotress - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, Masa, Sir, I do love your mieces to pieces! This is soooo cute, I'll watch for them in my dryer, as soon as I start the loads here from my vacation! Their fluffiness will be useful as lint catchers?!?
MasonR - August 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks UnKnown!
~MustHaveLove~ - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord & Masa, this still rings cute, Sir !

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