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Song Parodies -> "Smoke 'Em And Die"

Original Song Title:

"Live and Let Die"

Original Performer:

Paul McCarney & Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Smoke 'Em And Die"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

When you were young
and your lungs weren't tar-filled nooks
You used to say breathe and let live
you know you did
you know you did
you know you did
But now you're hooked, and smoke
three cigarettes an hour
And you gasp, wheeze and sigh
Say "smoke 'em and die"
Smoke 'em and die
What does it matter to ya
When you fill a room with smoke
You're gonna make it smell
And make the other fella feel like hell
You used to say breathe and let live
you know you did
you know you did
you know you did
But now you're coughing up some blood
and barely living
And your lungs? Black and dry
Say smoke 'em and die
Smoke 'em and die


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Meriadoc - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
'Tar filled nooks' was a great line!
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Smokin'! I cough up the fives.
MasonR - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc & Micheal!
ducksoup - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
can't wait to do this at karaoke!

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