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Song Parodies -> "The Mad Commuter"

Original Song Title:

"The Loco-Motion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Grand Funk Railroad

Parody Song Title:

"The Mad Commuter"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Let me introduce you to the mad commuter.
(Come on baby, meet the mad commuter.)
You know he'd rather telecommute via computer
(Come on baby, meet the mad commuter.)
He gets onto the subway train and he is squeezed
His blood pressure starts rising cause he can't leave
So, come on, come on, and meet the mad commuter with me.

There's a delay of trains now
Oooo ...
Rush on
Rush off
Please wait
Rush back
And you must stand, so you cannot nap

Oh, no
Watch him rush and rush and then just miss a train now
(Come on baby, meet the mad commuter.)
He tries to pry doors open but it's all in vain now
(Come on baby, meet the mad commuter.)
He yells at the conductor, yes he has lost control
Conductor says back to him "buddy, take a stroll"
So, come on, come on, and meet the mad commuter with me.

Woah ... woah.
I am on the train but don't detect motion
(Come on baby, meet the mad commuter.)
If I'm late for work again I won't get promotion
(Come on baby, meet the mad commuter.)
Stranded for three hours with nothing to do
Just realized, today's Saturday--now I feel blue.

So, come on, come on, and meet the mad commuter
Come on, come on, and meet the mad commuter
Come on, come on, and meet the mad commuter--that's me!

Come on baby, meet the mad commuter
Come on baby, meet the mad commuter
Come on baby, meet the mad commuter
(repeat to fade)
Parody by Mason "attention passengers: the 7:10 to New York is operating seven hours late" Resnick

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alvin rhodes - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
nice twist at the end...5s
carol - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm mad about this one. 555
PMS - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Good line about it being Saturday!
Larry Hensley - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody, lots of good lines. 555's

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