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Song Parodies -> "All About Dessert"

Original Song Title:

"All About That Bass"

Original Performer:

Meghan Trainor

Parody Song Title:

"All About Dessert"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Hmmm, has it really been 2 years since my last parody? Gotta do something about that...
Because you know
I'm all about dessert
'Bout Dessert, mo' truffles
I'm all about dessert
'Bout dessert, hot waffles
I'm all about dessert,
'Bout Dessert, corn muffins
I'm all about dessert
'Bout Dessert...

Yeah, when dinner's here,
I rush the main course
But I'll eat chocolate pudding
With caramel sauce
'Cause I got those Bon-Bons that all the boys taste
Serve all the right junk food on the right plates, yeah

I see them serve artwork in bistros and food courts
That's too hard--make it fun
Eat ice cream by the quart
If you've got sugar, sugar, just pour it on
'Cause every calorie is perfect from the cheesecake to the torte

Yeah my mama she told me don't worry about the snacks
She says, "boys like those Rice Crispy treats, honey, that's a fact"
You know I won't eat no granola snack bars, 'cause that is wrong
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know
I'm all about dessert
'Bout Dessert, no main dish
I'm all about dessert
'Bout dessert, no raw fish
I'm all about dessert,
'Bout Dessert, avoid knish
I'm all about dessert
'Bout Dessert...

I'm bringing Babka back
A meringue, gingerbread, and Crêpes Suzette
Now I'm just saying, don't spare the butter fat
Love snickerdoodles
Every meal ending is perfect from cream puffs to rugelach

Yeah canolli are awesome, don't make 'em with cream that's light
Flan or angel food cake, chocolate cookies will make my night
Serve me an Oreo sundae with whipped cream—I won't say no
And if you're thinking about deep-fried Twinkies, please make it so

Because you know
I'm all about dessert
'Bout Dessert, salt taffy
I'm all about dessert
'Bout dessert, gelatti
I'm all about dessert,
'Bout Dessert, with coffee
I'm all about dessert
'Bout Dessert

Because you know
I'm all about dessert
'Bout Dessert, pie Flambé
I'm all about dessert
'Bout dessert, rum parfait
I'm all about dessert,
'Bout Dessert, much I'll weigh
I'm all about dessert
'Bout Dessert!

Because you know I'm
All about dessert
'Bout dessert, nut toppings
I'm all about dessert
'Bout dessert, not stopping
I'm all about dessert
'Bout dessert, cake icing
I'm all about dessert
'Bout dessert
'Bout dessert, 'bout dessert
Hey, hey, ooh
You know I like dessert

(Burp!)
Parody © Mason "I see my blood sugar rising" Resnick

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Phil Alexander - November 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Funny that the second and third Trainor parodies should show up on the same day.. One for the Dessert Rats, I see :-)
Flash Flood - November 27, 2014 - Report this comment
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