Regular
(Miracle of Miracles)

Fill it with hi-test, or do you want regular?
Tell me what to put in your tank
I'll wash your windshield, so you can see regular
Check the oil and you'll say thanks

Mocha or Java? Latte or Esspresso?
I'm your barista, my name's Flo
Beans that are picked in Africa or Mexico
Given names you do not know

If you want plain coffee, well, we don't do regular
And if you have an electric car, that isn't regular, too

But if it's a burger, Coke and Fries,
You don't want to make it supersized
Because it will affect how much you weigh
Order "regular" today.

Have some more fiber, that'll make you regular
You've spent an hour on the can
High-fiber drink, or constipation in my gut? I know which one I can't
stand!

When my wife tried a brand new dress, it wasn't regular.
The size that fit put her in distress, she wants to wear regular, too.

But no matter the dress size, large or small,
Or men's suits--regular, short or tall,
The tailor's here, now we shall see...
Finally, these clothes fit me!