This is the IRS...we've audited this parody and give you straight 5's!

Now do "The Harper Valley C.P.A." !

5 5 5 across the ledger line, Mason.

I give straight fives as well...

RMason - very nice job, 5's...Now I used to work for a Tax Preparation Software company that licensed high-end Professional programs. A fairly good percentage of the callers were knowledgeable practicioners who were either having a problem figuring out our use instructions or had legitimate questions about the theory behind certain calculations or thought the program might be misreading the coding they input and coming up with an incorrect result. But there were a FEW who would have you rolling your eyes in disbelief as they told you what they were thinking and who were immune to being influenced by logic or reason. Had one fellow from NYC call in one day and start off by asking the Support Rep if he played golf. I heard the guy right in front of me go "No sir, I don't play golf" and then say "Thanks for calling" and just as I was asking him what it was about the guy to my left goes "No Sir, I don't play golf"...same guy. He wanted to know if Private Country Club dues were deductable for a Partnership. Now, 1st of all, that's a tax question and while we had to know the taxation theories and methods that were used it is the responsibility of the preparer to know the law and to research specific issues as required. 2nd of all, why would someone think that if a Support played golf he would know the proper tax treatment regarding club dues. Anyway, when I asked the other reps who it was I recognized the wacko's name...I had talked to him on a few occasions and he ALWAYS called in with off-the-wall stuff...

Anyway...I love the original too, Mason. Terrific job.