Song Parodies -> Suddenly see more (The spam song)
| Original Song Title: | "Suddenly Seymour" |
| Original Performer: | Little Shop of Horrors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Suddenly see more (The spam song)" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
Every word comes from the subject lines of spam I've
received--Guaranteed!
received--Guaranteed!
You are a winner
Big bucks off Viagra!
You'll need your Kleenex
Watch the years melt away
Here's a new face, time to refinance
Please don't be sad, read me--I'm okay
Suddenly see more! I've got the passwords
You won't believe this! They're not pretend!
Suddenly see more! Account is delinquent
Free estate planning
I am your friend
Special deal on aluminum siding
Have you seen this?
Give me a call!
I want a man. When will you answer me?
Buy Valium online
This stuff is pure!
Suddenly see more! A cure for cancer.
Go claim your prize now
Please read 'till the end
Suddenly see more! A new web provider
Financial Guru
See more, my friend
RE: Mr. Legend johnson will be your name
Talk to me dirty, and call me today
Please read this letter. Now low mortgage payments
Nubile young nimphets will do what you say
Suddenly see more!
Enlarge your penis
Suddenly see more!
Oh, yes I can
As seen on Oprah
Hot XX Action!
Woof--Free Dog Biscuits
Woof--Free Dog Biscuits
Woof--Free Dog Biscuits
See more, my man!
Suddenly see more,
Hot babes get nasty
Suddenly Seymour
Meet someone real
Your soulmate online
Elvis left the building
Sweet underage girls,
Sweet underage girls,
Sweet underage girls
See more, my man!
Big bucks off Viagra!
You'll need your Kleenex
Watch the years melt away
Here's a new face, time to refinance
Please don't be sad, read me--I'm okay
Suddenly see more! I've got the passwords
You won't believe this! They're not pretend!
Suddenly see more! Account is delinquent
Free estate planning
I am your friend
Special deal on aluminum siding
Have you seen this?
Give me a call!
I want a man. When will you answer me?
Buy Valium online
This stuff is pure!
Suddenly see more! A cure for cancer.
Go claim your prize now
Please read 'till the end
Suddenly see more! A new web provider
Financial Guru
See more, my friend
RE: Mr. Legend johnson will be your name
Talk to me dirty, and call me today
Please read this letter. Now low mortgage payments
Nubile young nimphets will do what you say
Suddenly see more!
Enlarge your penis
Suddenly see more!
Oh, yes I can
As seen on Oprah
Hot XX Action!
Woof--Free Dog Biscuits
Woof--Free Dog Biscuits
Woof--Free Dog Biscuits
See more, my man!
Suddenly see more,
Hot babes get nasty
Suddenly Seymour
Meet someone real
Your soulmate online
Elvis left the building
Sweet underage girls,
Sweet underage girls,
Sweet underage girls
See more, my man!
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Well, I love the idea, but unless we have remarkably different versions we're listening to, which is always possible with musicals, your pacing is terrible. Given that possibility, I'm not going to vote, as I would have to give it a 1/5/3 ;-).
I was thinking of the movie version with Rick Moranis and Ellen Greene (O.k. I was thinking of ME and Ellen Greene !)when I read this parody,which I loved BTW-three cheers for Audrey and three 5's for you!
The REALLY funny part is realizing that these "google" ads of to the side now have no theme to focus their ad space on!
Yes I had the movie soundtrack in mind when I did this. Thought Police: Thanks for the 5's. Hey, I just looked at the google ads. You're right--that's really funny! I screwed up Google! This has made my day! ;-)
Mason, you've really nailed this one...btw my favourite musical!! You've inspired me to have a go...555
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