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Song Parodies -> "Untrained Dog"
Original Song Title:
"Brown Eyed Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Van Morrison
Parody Song Title:
"Untrained Dog"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
Hey, where is Fido?
Dog drives me insane
Digging up carpet,
Bringing home dead game,
Doesn't like frisbees, hey, hey
He will not roll over
He's a nasty SOB who
Is often humping a leg
My untrained dog
That's my untrained dog
How did I find him,
This dog pound reject?
He won't come when I call
He is quite a canine project
Pooping in the kitchen, mocking,
Pissing on my bedroom wall,
Nipping and biting
He drinks from the toilet bowl, what's new?
My untrained dog
That's my untrained dog
He will not wag his tail, but he will sing:
Bow wow wow wow woo bow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow
Don't eat that!
Bow wow wow wow bow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow
So hard to train this pooch,
Obedience school he flunked.
I tried to wash him yesterday
Man, that mongrel stunk
Cats endangered by his breath
Stupid mutt will not come when he's called
Digging up all the green grass
To find a buried bone or two
My untrained dog
That's my untrained dog
He will not sit or heel, but he will sing
Bow wow wow wow woo bow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow...
Dog drives me insane
Digging up carpet,
Bringing home dead game,
Doesn't like frisbees, hey, hey
He will not roll over
He's a nasty SOB who
Is often humping a leg
My untrained dog
That's my untrained dog
How did I find him,
This dog pound reject?
He won't come when I call
He is quite a canine project
Pooping in the kitchen, mocking,
Pissing on my bedroom wall,
Nipping and biting
He drinks from the toilet bowl, what's new?
My untrained dog
That's my untrained dog
He will not wag his tail, but he will sing:
Bow wow wow wow woo bow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow
Don't eat that!
Bow wow wow wow bow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow
So hard to train this pooch,
Obedience school he flunked.
I tried to wash him yesterday
Man, that mongrel stunk
Cats endangered by his breath
Stupid mutt will not come when he's called
Digging up all the green grass
To find a buried bone or two
My untrained dog
That's my untrained dog
He will not sit or heel, but he will sing
Bow wow wow wow woo bow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow...
Parody by Mason "bow wow wow" Resnick
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HILARIOUS! Reminds my of my dog... man, his middle name is "ADHD"!
Sic transit gloria mutti. This is why I'm a cat person.
Love K-9 parodies, Sir! . . . . The tumbling mice is still my fav, though!
lmao...great job...especially liked "bringing home dead game" and "he drinks what the toilet bowl, whats new"...my fave of the day
Thanks Rotten, John, & Lil! Alvin--thanks for the fave of the day, there were a lot of other really good parodies today so I take that as a great complement!
Doggone good
Thanks, PMS!
Love it all the more because I have owned this very dog. Details at http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gilbertsullivan70.shtml :-)
SOTM(NOV)
You could lead that dog to drink - but go 'head and try to make him water. WIth the average IQ of a canine being around 12 is there any wonder they drink from the toilet bowl? I'm more of a dog person but have nothing against cats - I've had some really fabulous cats. My dogs are Border Collies - they are a bit smarter than the average mutt. Good luck with that hound.
You could lead that dog to drink - but go 'head and try to make him water. WIth the average IQ of a canine being around 12 is there any wonder they drink from the toilet bowl? I'm more of a dog person but have nothing against cats - I've had some really fabulous cats. My dogs are Border Collies - they are a bit smarter than the average mutt. Good luck with that hound.
(SOTM) This parody about a dog certainly wasn't a dog! Very funny.
I enjoyed this as well, reminds me of my dog as a puppy. Guy...ironically, my pup is a Border Collie mix as well (and I agree, he is smarter than the average mutt...almost too smart sometimes). I liked the bow-wow sub, and lots of other good lines.
Sir ~ MasonRye ~ my doggie is Scottish; LuLu is quite intelligent; her black slanted eyes are ever watchful over me! She's my K-9 guardian Angel here on Earth.
Dog Gone Funny!
I'm leaving 5s on this here parody's comments' back yard...
Thanks Stan, Guy, Agri, Jeff, Lil, Matthias, and Peter!
Excellent, esp. liked the bow-wow-wow solos and 'don't eat that'. Had me giggling happily at home.
Mad Dog and Glory
Thanks Glen and Max!
Lord MasonR, ~The Knight o'Rodent Parody~ Merry Chirstmas to you, Sir and all your family of pets!! Hope to see your parodies looking fine in 2 0 0 9, Sir !
(SOTM) I had to check with my sister with the pacing for this, and it's as tight as it can possibly be! Well done Mason, 555 obedience lessons for you!
(SOTM) good stuff Mason - some great lines and a worthy target - I'm thinking this might be a hard OS to parody, not that you seemed troubled at all
I tried making a parody of this song once and I don't think I did nearly as well. The first verse was my favorite but this was good all around.
Thanks again LadyCupCakes! bobpiecheese-thanks for the complement on pacing. Stuart and Ethan, many thanks!
(SOTM) Very interesting parody MasonR, a cute one more than anything, but good parody none the less
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