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Song Parodies -> "My Favorite Pick-Up Lines"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Waste Of Time"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"My Favorite Pick-Up Lines"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

According to a site I visited while researching this parody, the following lines have actually been used a cumulative 496 times. They have been successful a total of 3 times, not counting the EMS calls...
Oh, my
Hear my favorite pick-up lines
My
Hear my favorite pick-up lines

What's your sign?
Do you come to this bar frequently?
Have a drink with me
May I flirt with you?
I want to call your mom and thank her
Can I feel your fur?

Oh, my
Hear my favorite pick-up lines
My
Hear my favorite pick-up lines

You are hot
You have more curves than a race track, babe
Are you heaven-made?
And I love your nails
I see your soul through your big blue eyes
You know I'm your guy!

Oh, my
Hear my favorite pick-up lines
My
Hear my favorite pick-up lines

And one more thing
Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?

Oh, my
Hear my favorite pick-up lines
My
Hear my favorite pick-up lines...
Parody by Mason "What? You never heard of the original song by Marshall Crenshaw?" Resnick (PS--this was also covered by Ronnie Spector, among others!)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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carol - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
this deserves a good vote for cleverness and wit.
QC79 - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever idea, indeed! How about..."Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
MasonR - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Carol--thanks! QC-naah, that one would've messed up the pacing even more.

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