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Song Parodies -> "Spongebob Greensleeves"

Original Song Title:

"Spongebob Squarepants"

Original Performer:

Spongebob Squarepants

Parody Song Title:

"Spongebob Greensleeves"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Greensleeves has many, many, MANY verses. But the first one, used herein, is the best because it's the only time in history that the word "discourteously" was used in a song. Thank goodness for that.
Are ya ready, kids?
Aye, aye, minstrel


Alas oh my love now you do me so wrong
For casting me off so discourteously
For I have loved you and delighted so long
In your porous company I do belong

Greenslevees my joy
Greensleeves delight
Lady Greensleeves
Song parody by Mason "madrigals 'R' us" Resnick

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 12

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QC79 - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Now that was just silly. I liked it!
Foghill - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, Mommy, Mommy! An intelligent parody! MasonR I hope you have lots of children so that as long as the world lasts they may write intelligent parodies also, and couple with other intelligent peoples so that parodies such as your own may obtain the highest ratings. Perhaps theses progeny may acquire wealth and cure disease, so as to inspire others to stay in school. More, more, more from you!
Sweet Indigo - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahahaha. Mad. But wonderful. I like "In your porous company I do belong" especially :D

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