Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Squeeze
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There are 53 misheard song lyrics for Squeeze on amIright currently.
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"853-5937"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angela come naked to the phone
Original Lyrics:
Angela can't make it to the phone
"Another Nail For My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here in the bar
Where the analyst found
Another nail for my heart.
Where the analyst found
Another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
"Another Nail For My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here in the park
In the Aramis fountain
Another nail for my heart.
In the Aramis fountain
Another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
"Another Nail for My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here in the barn, with the animals
Found another nail for my heart.
Found another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar, the piano man's
Found another nail for my heart.
Found another nail for my heart.
"Another Nail for My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the park, by the L was
Found another nail for my heart.
Found another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar, the piano man's
Found another nail for my heart.
Found another nail for my heart.
The L, as in Chicago's L train.
"Another Nail in my Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
So here in the bar
Where the enema's found
Where the enema's found
Original Lyrics:
So here in the bar
The piano man's found
The piano man's found
"Black Coffee In Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Black' caught me in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Black coffee in bed
"Black Coffee In Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm back on my feet.
or
And I'm back on the street.
or
And I'm back on the beer.
or
And I'm back on the pier.
or
And I'm back on the street.
or
And I'm back on the beer.
or
And I'm back on the pier.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm back on the beat.
"Black Coffee In Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she caught me in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Black coffee in bed.
"Black Coffee In Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she's gone
And I'm out with her friend.
And I'm out with her friend.
Original Lyrics:
Now she's gone
And I'm out with a friend.
And I'm out with a friend.
"Black Coffee In Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, there's nothing to it.
or
Say, there's nothing to eat.
or
Say, there's nothing to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Says nothing to me.
"Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna piece of flesh.
I wanna piece of flesh.
Original Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash.
I wanna be so flash.
"Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul the Cat
Original Lyrics:
Cool for cats
"Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
School for cats.
Original Lyrics:
Cool for cats.
"Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shape up at the disco
And I think I've got a ball.
And I think I've got a ball.
Original Lyrics:
Shake up at the disco
And I think I've got a pull.
And I think I've got a pull.
"Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cos they've got nowhere to go.
'Cos they've got nowhere to go.
Original Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cos they've got the word to go.
'Cos they've got the word to go.
"Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The score is with the corporal.
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal.
"Goodbye Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine on the lan' oh! Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine on the lino Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
"Is That Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your lettuce, your walk-out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters, your walk-out notes.
"Is That Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your lettuce
Your walk out notes.
Your walk out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters
Your walk out notes.
Your walk out notes.
"Is that Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your
your walk out notes.
your walk out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters,
your walk out notes.
your walk out notes.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like William Terrell.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like William Tell.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Marian and her t**s so free.
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Marian and her tits so free
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her t**-toed feet.
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Maroin, I've heard, picks her feet.
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles for Michelle.
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from the shell.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles for Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from the shell
"Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like William Taylor.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like William Tell.
"Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from a shed.
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell.
"Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They do it down on campuses.
Original Lyrics:
They do it down on camber sands.
"Pulling Mussels (from The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two fat ladies window shopping
Something for the man who pees.
Something for the man who pees.
Original Lyrics:
Two fat ladies window shopping
Something for the mantlepiece.
Something for the mantlepiece.
"Pulling Mussels From A Shell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles for Michelle.
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell.
"Pulling Mussels From A Shell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell"
Misheard Lyrics:
They do it at Waikiki.
Original Lyrics:
They do it at Marquay. (Pronounced 'Mar- kee)
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a bottle of birdseed.
Original Lyrics:
I bought a novel, some perfume.
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, bananas for my face.
Original Lyrics:
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face.
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
New shoes and a face
Original Lyrics:
New shoes and a case
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the food of another.
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another.
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the food of your mother.
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another.
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the foot of your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of an udder
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the t*** on your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bimbo keeps on cryin'
And wishing I was well
And wishing I was well
Original Lyrics:
The people keep on grabbing
Ain't wishing I was well
Ain't wishing I was well
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
The people keep on crying
And wishing I was well.
And wishing I was well.
Original Lyrics:
The people keep on grabbing
Ain't wishing I was well.
Ain't wishing I was well.
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for my c***.
I fumble for my c***.
Original Lyrics:
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for the clock.
I fumble for the clock.
"Trust Me To Open My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a big mouth bicycle.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a big mouth I suppose.
"Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's been a soldier.
Her mother's been a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's with a soldier.
Her mother's with a soldier.
"Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a dog t***.
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter.
"Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
Her dad could be another.
Her dad could be another.
Original Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another.
If there could be another.
"Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
The evening at four fifty
I took a rather nifty
Down to an naked baiter
And thirty minutes later...
I took a rather nifty
Down to an naked baiter
And thirty minutes later...
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
"Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her Honda 50.
I took her Honda 50.
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty.
I took her rather nifty.
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