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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Squeeze that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 83 misheard song lyrics for Squeeze on amIright currently.

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"853-5937"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angela come naked to the phone
Original Lyrics:
Angela can't make it to the phone
"Annie Get Your Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't shoot that singer
You're doing number one
Original Lyrics:
Don't shoot that singer
You're shooting number one
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And here in the bar
Where the analyst found
Another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And here in the barn, with the animals
Found another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar, the piano man's
Found another nail for my heart.
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And here in the park
In the Aramis fountain
Another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the park, by the L was
Found another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar, the piano man's
Found another nail for my heart.
The L, as in Chicago's El train.
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had excuses, those little boy lies
That she computed by watching my eyes, and talking funny
She couldn't stand it, I'm mad at her heart
She dropped her makeup and ran behind the bar
And nothing turns me
Original Lyrics:
I had excuses, those little boy lies
That she computed by watching my eyes, and told me firmly
She couldn't stand it, I'm bad on her heart
She dropped her makeup and now I found the bar
Now that concerns me
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So here in the bar
Where the enema's found
Original Lyrics:
So here in the bar
The piano man's found
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's cupid above, that feels only love
Original Lyrics:
That stupid old bud, that kills only love
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The case was closed and under the bed
She made a call for a sympathetic permanent arrangement
The door was closed, there was a note
I couldn't be bothered, maybe I'll jumble our engagements
With whacky beans and falling crowds
Chell lying to be good by not being proud
Original Lyrics:
The case was pulled from under the bed
She made a call to a sympathetic friend and made arrangements
The door was closed, there was a note
I couldn't be bothered, maybe I'll choke no more engagements
With where have you beens and faraway frowns
Trying to be good by not being round
"Another Nail in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With where are the beans and faraway towns
Trying to be good by Latvian ground
Original Lyrics:
With where have you beens and faraway frowns
Trying to be good by not being round
"Another Nail in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With where have you beens and faraway frowns
Trying to be good by knobbing around
Original Lyrics:
With where have you beens and faraway frowns
Trying to be good by not being round
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Black' caught me in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Black coffee in bed
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm back on my feet.
or
And I'm back on the street.
or
And I'm back on the beer.
or
And I'm back on the pier.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm back on the beat.
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she caught me in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Black coffee in bed.
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she's gone
And I'm out with her friend.
Original Lyrics:
Now she's gone
And I'm out with a friend.
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, there's nothing to it.
or
Say, there's nothing to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Says nothing to me.
"Black Coffee in Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Spain in my notebook
Original Lyrics:
There's a stain on my notebook
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna piece of flesh.
Original Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash.
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul the Cat
Original Lyrics:
Cool for cats
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
School for cats.
Original Lyrics:
Cool for cats.
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shape up at the disco
And I think I've got a ball.
Original Lyrics:
Shake up at the disco
And I think I've got a pull.
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cos they've got nowhere to go.
Original Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cos they've got the word to go.
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The score is with the corporal.
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal.
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two F*ckheads
Original Lyrics:
Cool for cats.
"Cool for Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The squaw with the cool pussy is tied against the tree
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
"Goodbye Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine on the lan' oh!
Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine on the lino
Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
"Is That Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your lettuce, your walk-out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters, your walk-out notes.
"Is That Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your lettuce
Your walk out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters
Your walk out notes.
"Is That Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your
your walk out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters,
your walk out notes.
"Is That Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My ass has froze, while yours has dropped
Original Lyrics:
My assets froze, while yours have dropped
"Is This Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a kipper kipper kipper disguise
Original Lyrics:
It's a cupid cupid cupid disguise
"Pulling Muscles (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from Michele
Original Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from a shell
As a long time Squeeze fan, I didn't mishear these lyrics. A friend in college misheard them as "pulling muscles from Michele." I laughed and told him it sounds like a young girl named Michele is getting torn apart.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...to pose around the ha bah bah
Original Lyrics:
...to pose around the harbor bar
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like William Taylor.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like William Tell.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like William Terrell.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like William Tell.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But behind the shadow, a holiday's complete
Original Lyrics:
But behind the chalet, my holiday's complete
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look behind the shell, a holiday's complete
Original Lyrics:
But behind the chalet, my holiday's complete
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Marian and her tits so free
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her t**-toed feet.
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Marion, I've heard, picks her feet.
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles for Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from the shell
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from a shed.
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling mussels for Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from the shell
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do bingo all night
Original Lyrics:
In for bingo on the 9's
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles by Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do it at Marquay. (Pronounced 'Mar- kee)
Original Lyrics:
They do it at Waikiki.
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do it down on campuses.
Original Lyrics:
They do it down on camber sands.
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two fat ladies window shopping
Something for the man who pees.
Original Lyrics:
Two fat ladies window shopping
Something for the mantlepiece.
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two fat lazy widows shopping
Something for the masterpiece.
Original Lyrics:
Two fat ladies window shopping
Something for the mantlepiece.
"She Doesn't Have to Shave"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a point that you reach
Let him down, lost for speech
Nations calling, tent in space
It's so slow, face to face
Original Lyrics:
There's a point that you reach
Hand held down, lost for speech
Patience gone, tact mislaid
Insults swapped, face to face
"Take Me I'm Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abusing belly dancers distracts me from my wine
Original Lyrics:
Amusing belly dancers distract me from my wine
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But to get it all, I know I will
Original Lyrics:
But forget it all, I know I will
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a bottle of birdseed.
Original Lyrics:
I bought a novel, some perfume.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a marble, some birdseed
Original Lyrics:
I bought a novel, some perfume
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, bananas for my face.
Original Lyrics:
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this plate"
Original Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this place"
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
New shoes and a face
Original Lyrics:
New shoes and a case
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the food of another.
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the food of your mother.
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the foot of your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of an udder
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the truth of your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bimbo keeps on cryin'
And wishing I was well
Original Lyrics:
The people keep on crowding
Ain't wishing I was well
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The people keep on crying
And wishing I was well.
Original Lyrics:
The people keep on grabbing
Ain't wishing I was well.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinted by the fruit of a lover
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for my cloth
Original Lyrics:
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for the clock.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your buddy gets much closer....
Original Lyrics:
Your body gets much closer
"Trust Me To Open My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a big mouth bicycle.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a big mouth I suppose.
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's been a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's with a soldier.
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a dog t***.
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter.
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
Her dad could be another.
Original Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another.
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evening at four fifty
I took a rather nifty
Down to an naked baiter
And thirty minutes later...
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her Honda 50.
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to an inky painter
And thirty mintues later...
Original Lyrics:
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I worked all through the winter
The weather bastard bitter
Original Lyrics:
I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
A little yellow porker
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We call her Annie Walker
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We didn't even rock her
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We'd better get a porter
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil came and took me
From Barton Street to boogie
Original Lyrics:
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie

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