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Squeeze, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The swing is doing ninety 'cause they've got nowhere to go
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up that they throw
They're counting out the fivers when the ear comes back again
In and out of Wantsworth with another Sunday night
It's funny how the missus always looks so bleedin' sane
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who're swiller as your father and they're very cool for cats
Original Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how the missus always looks the bleedin' same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats

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