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Song Parodies -> "Wasted"

Original Song Title:

"Tempted"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Squeeze

Parody Song Title:

"Wasted"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

I bought some good Kush…an’ with haste…I headed for my place
I wanted…a head rush…got booze by the case
I sampled my selection and got well off my face

Passed a joint to…the people…who’d gathered here to chill
Blow backs an’ the bong hits…munchies on the grill
Keep rolling…an’ rolling
Now forget it all…I know I will

Wasted by the toke from this mother
Wasted now I’ll doze till recovered
Pot I’m blowin’ on…now my mind has gone…where’s another?
Wasted by the toke from this mother
Wasted now I’ll doze till recovered

Out came a big spark…my hair caught…my beard went up as well
The people they are laughin’…I’m lettin’ out a yell
I said I need some water and a fresh’ner for the smell

Got my head fried, I can’t rock it…no hair is such a shock
I’ll buy a wig to pose in…I grumble as they mock
Decreased high…a reduction…I’ll puff…and I won’t stop

Wasted by the toke from this mother
Wasted now I’ll doze till recovered
Pot I’m blowin’ on…now my mind has gone…where’s another?
Wasted by the toke from this mother
Wasted now I’ll doze till recovered

I smoked another…a big plume…it wafted over you
But you hate the contents…you much prefer a brew
I asked for some sex action…you said “Not a chance, we’re through”

Wasted by the toke from this mother
Wasted now I’ll doze till recovered
Pot I’m blowin’ on…now my mind has gone…where’s another?
Wasted by the toke from this mother
Wasted now I’ll doze till recovered

Oh, wasted by the toke from this mother
Wasted now I’ll doze till recovered
Wasted by the toke from this mother
Wasted now I’ll doze till recovered
Wasted by the toke from this mother
Wasted now I’ll doze till recovered
Wasted by the toke from this mother

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AFW - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Party on ! wild and wooly..555
Mark Scotti - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
One of my ALL TIME favorite bands! I'm getting wooosy just reading this. Great job, Andy!
alvin - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious story and perfectly paced...i love it
Tommy Turtle - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I assume you have eight Olympic gold medals to go with all that toking? :-) ... surprised you remembered the event enough to write about it! LMAO! Five more tokes for this new "high" of descriptiveness, when you come down. :)
Andy Primus - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Mark, Alvin & TT

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