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Song Parodies -> "Dental Floss"

Original Song Title:

"Hourglass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Squeeze

Parody Song Title:

"Dental Floss"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I feel like I'm having a weird toothache
No one can hear me screaming
I feel like I got close to a headache
No one can see me panicking

The dental floss helps your teeth. Understand?
Clean teeth won't be getting out of hand
The gums have abandoned ship
The whites are strong but no gums are in

Dentists are your friends, don't be afraid
Always brush your teeth twice everyday
If you don't brush, you'll be having fears
So now you have to wear some headgear

Dentists are your friends, don't be afraid
Always brush your teeth twice everyday
If you don't brush, you'll be having fears
So now you have to wear some headgear

I feel like I'm calling an orthodontist
Who else can hear him coming
I feel like I'm falling down a steep hill
Who else can stop it from hurting

The dental floss helps your teeth. Understand?
Clean teeth won't be getting out of hand
The little hand shakes its fist
The face is hanging out on a spring

Dentists are your friends, don't be afraid
Always brush your teeth twice everyday
If you don't brush, you'll be having fears
So now you have to wear some headgear

Dentists are your friends, don't be afraid
Always brush your teeth twice everyday
If you don't brush, you'll be having fears
So now you have to wear some headgear

Dentists are your friends, don't be afraid
Always brush your teeth twice everyday
If you don't brush, you'll be having fears
So now you have to wear some headgear

Dentists are your friends, don't be afraid
Always brush your teeth twice everyday
If you don't brush, you'll be having fears
So now you have to wear some headgear

The dental floss helps your teeth. Understand?
Keeps 'em clean. Understand?
Clean teeth won't be getting out of hand
Never got out of hand

Dentists are your friends, don't be afraid
Always brush your teeth twice everyday
If you don't brush, you'll be having fears
So now you have to wear some headgear

Dentists are your friends, don't be afraid
Always brush your teeth twice everyday
If you don't brush, you'll be having fears
So now you have to wear some headgear

I feel like I'm having a weird toothache
No one can hear me screaming
I feel like I got close to a headache
No one can see me panicking

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Max Powered - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
No wisdom in this parody.
Jason - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Max Power, I find your puns in your comments actually rather entertaining to read. Shame the author you comment on cannot pull off the same effect.

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