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Song Parodies -> "Thick Spouses ( The "i Married An Idiot" Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Pink Houses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Thick Spouses ( The "i Married An Idiot" Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

there's a smart man with a smart wife,
livin in the nice neighbourhood,
they got china plates, and a greener front yard
you know, they think they go it so good
and there's a neighbour, in the kitchen,
laughing when he hears clip clops
and he looks at her and says, Mildred,
i remember when we loved pet rocks

oh we both thought hysterical stupidly
really hysterical somethin to see, baby
now so pathetical, brain cells so free
little thick spouses for your and me..

well there's a dumb man, with a t-shirt
listen to a classical station
he's got geeky hair, and a toothy smile
he says, man this music's frustrating..
mama told me, tune the dial,
but watch for the numbers and then,
when you hear some screamin voices,
just turn it up and then,

oh just aint that hysterical, stupid, you see,
quite dumb, pathetical, brain entrophy
aint that hysterical.. brain cell so free
little thick spouses for you and me..

well there's people, and dumb people
naught do they know know know
go to work in some high rise
and vacations time just lets them stay down low
ooh yeah..
there's some "dimmers" they're the losers..
not as smart as a seal
they're so simple man,they get their thrill
from chemical spills, and monster truck kills,

oh just aint that hysterical, stupid, you see,
quite dumb, pathetical, brain entrophy
aint that hysterical.. brain cell so free
little thick spouses for you and me..

oh just aint that hysterical, stupid, you see,
quite dumb, pathetical, brain entrophy
aint that hysterical.. brain cell so free
little thick spouses for you and me..

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littleCupCakes - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Malcolm, this merits the ~Cabo-Wabo~ award for haphazard craziness . . .

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