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Song Parodies -> "Jenny Craig"

Original Song Title:

"Penny Lane"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Jenny Craig"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Yes, I DO take requests...
in Jenny Craig there is a woman with a muffin top
and in her jeans there are the cells that overflow
and all the cellulite in there shows
people say "Oh no!"

in her corset is is her flank it's quite a little scare
and blubber rolls flow down from folds within her back
and her belly's just a hanging .. it's a bloody shame..
inner pain..

Jenny Craig will calm her ears and trim her thighs
bring her down to less than normal size
to help her, meanwhile back..

in Jenny craig there is a man who has a bulgy Gock
and in his pockets are the folds of skin between
I would comment, but it would be mean..
It wuld be obscene

Jenny Craig, will help out girls and help out guys
big from eating chips and pizza pies,
all summer, meanwhile back..

a big divider shields the patient from the waiting room
the little nurse is telling people what to eat
all our recipes cannot be beat..
it's a tasty treat

at Jenny Craig, they widen doors for every customer
we see the baker sitting waiting for a whim
as another failure waddles in..
to eat cake again
very strange.

Jenny Craig will calm her fears and trim her thighs
bring her down to less than normal size
to help her, meanwhile back..
Jenny Craig will calm her fears and trim her thighs
bring her down to less than normal size
Jenny Craig!

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Michael Pacholek - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
On behalf of Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kim Kardashian, Kirstie Alley and my first love, Valerie Bertinelli, I approve of this phat parody.
Joe Siebert - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I heartily approve of this parody. Good job man!
Mark Scotti - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Even better, Malcolm!!!
Timmy1000 - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Lots of laughs in this one - think I'll have some food to celebrate.
Ugh... - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Can't be all good if MP likes it... but I'll give you some 5s anyway.
malcolm haggis - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks guys
Tommy Turtle - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
It was just a *suggestion*, malcolm, but you ran ... er, lubbered with it well. And thanks for the credit :-)

@ Ugh: I like Michael, despite our occasional differences, but that was a funny/nasty crack!
Michael, pardon me for laughing, love ya bro, but a good roast is a good roast. Just shudda' signed his/her real nick to remove the "cowardly' stigma.

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