Song Parodies -> Mister Spitzer
| Original Song Title: | "Sister Christian" |
| Original Performer: | Night Ranger |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mister Spitzer" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
Mister Spitzer, oh you bought some time
did you know
that's just the wrong way to play
okay?
we're all knowing
what she's hooking for
did she use toys?
was it three grand or four?
with you..
it's true..
your grovelling
I just saw your wife
you're no more mister right..
she stood by you, all right
paid for show..
this con game was your last
wifey's worrying..
your podium today.
you played..
Mister Spitzer,
just go pay your wife.
then she'll divvy up
you keep your cash here. too
it's true...
Prostitutes
charge you for the ride
your morals now in sight
but four grand for a night????
prostitutes
what's her price for days?
how did she get paid?
was it worth just getting laid?
Mister Spitzer,
oh the time has come
we all know
and you're the only one today
not ok
you're grovelling
you're grovelling
did you know
that's just the wrong way to play
okay?
we're all knowing
what she's hooking for
did she use toys?
was it three grand or four?
with you..
it's true..
your grovelling
I just saw your wife
you're no more mister right..
she stood by you, all right
paid for show..
this con game was your last
wifey's worrying..
your podium today.
you played..
Mister Spitzer,
just go pay your wife.
then she'll divvy up
you keep your cash here. too
it's true...
Prostitutes
charge you for the ride
your morals now in sight
but four grand for a night????
prostitutes
what's her price for days?
how did she get paid?
was it worth just getting laid?
Mister Spitzer,
oh the time has come
we all know
and you're the only one today
not ok
you're grovelling
you're grovelling
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Looked up unfamiliar-to-me OS, enjoyed parody.
he he
Being a teenager in the 80s, this OS is WAY too familiar to me. I still don't understand how in the world Spitzer could be so stupid as to get caught. 555
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