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Song Parodies -> "Mister Spitzer"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Christian"

Original Performer:

Night Ranger

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Spitzer"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Mister Spitzer, oh you bought some time
did you know
that's just the wrong way to play

we're all knowing
what she's hooking for
did she use toys?
was it three grand or four?
with you..
it's true..

your grovelling
I just saw your wife
you're no more mister right..
she stood by you, all right
paid for show..
this con game was your last
wifey's worrying..
your podium today.
you played..

Mister Spitzer,
just go pay your wife.
then she'll divvy up
you keep your cash here. too
it's true...

charge you for the ride
your morals now in sight
but four grand for a night????
what's her price for days?
how did she get paid?
was it worth just getting laid?

Mister Spitzer,
oh the time has come
we all know
and you're the only one today
not ok

you're grovelling
you're grovelling

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Total Votes: 4

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Stan Hall - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Looked up unfamiliar-to-me OS, enjoyed parody.
Ann Hammond - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
McKludge - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Being a teenager in the 80s, this OS is WAY too familiar to me. I still don't understand how in the world Spitzer could be so stupid as to get caught. 555

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