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Song Parodies -> "The Lays We Were"

Original Song Title:

"The Way We Were"

Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"The Lays We Were"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

what I used to do all night it now takes all night to do.. and sometimes the next one too
mammaries, now sag down to my behind...
not the towel hanging memories.. of the lays we were

naughty pictures and the nice tight buns behind
we gave love to one another.. with the lays we were

can it be that it was all so better then?
or has time eggagerated every line
if I had the chance I'd do you all again
tell me, would we.. could we?

mammaries. in a t-shirt looking wet
first one painful, I remember
we simply choose to forget
so it's the love that we will remember
whenever we remember the lays we were

the lays we were

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Rick C - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll lay out 5s for this!
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Lays? You mean you got a chip on your shoulder?
Steven Cavanagh - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You take ALL NIGHT to write parodies like this?
Michael Pacholek - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
It... takes him all... night... long, Steve. But it's usually worth it. Sorry, Malcolm, but I couldn't leave the joke just hanging there. Uh-oh, did I just inspire somebody's parody? I hope not.

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