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Song Parodies -> "(She Has A) Round 'appliance'"

Original Song Title:

"Sounds Of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"(She Has A) Round 'appliance'"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

bravo to braun and crest
in the evening it's her friend,
it can flex and it can bend
ups the rate of her heart's beating
yes her feelings are so fleeting
in her vision, turn it on and then embrace
that warm, wet place, .
she has a round appliance

before her dreams she stands aware
shoves it i and out of there
she closes eyes and feels the wetness
never will a girl regret this
in her hands it's whirring ,buzzing, it's all right.
make her night.
she has a roud appliance

now in the bathroom, such a waste,
wipes it with some toothy paste
opens up to take it deeply
such a service not done cheaply
will she spit, or will she swallow all?
hard to call,
she has a round appliance

all assumptions you have made,
what a word game I have played
with the spinbrush she is reaching,
the place to clean, her dental teaching,
as she opens her eyes up to see the shine,
her teeth are fine,
she has a round appliance

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   12

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John Barry - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever, Malcolm. I didn't read the intro, and you had me fooled till the third verse.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I read the intro but I didn't get it 'til the third verse anyway! :-)
Airfarcewon - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like that gal really gets a round....Funny writing...good job..5's
Adagio - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcolm! What do you mean, fooling people like that? :D It was funny. 5's
malcolm higgins - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
now, if i could ever remembr to proofread my work for spellibg. damn
Johnny D - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm at a floss for words.
Agrimorfee - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
It was a dental...damn! (dumb pun of the day). Kinda tipped your hand in the middle there, but I loved it anyway, Malky. Nice to see you doing business again. 555
Meriadoc - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent Malcolm! You would have been a big hit around a medieval table!
malcolm higgins - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
to whoever the bastard is who gives ones for good parodies, screw you. to all those who gave it 3 to 5 votes across the plate thank you from the bottom of my heart.. I write for you.....
Mitch O - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha, that was awesome! All 5's, I'm brace-ing for more (Your works are quite filling).

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