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Song Parodies -> "Pablum Child"

Original Song Title:

"Problem Child"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pablum Child"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

mine's hot, and when it's not,
I'm not so nice
to start my day,
all things aside,
or pay the price

every dump I take
every mess I make
is made for you
grab up the wipes, and clean me nice
there's nothin else to do

I'm a pablum child
pablum child
pablum child.
not so mild

late night, sleep light
I drink my juice
I scream, you run,
I gaa and cooze
when I want I wake,
it's all so fake
and I'm fakin you
it's baby nights
they can change your life,
there's nothing you can do

I'm a pablum child
pablum child
pablum child
runnin wild

playpen sleep in, on my own
mama, You!
yeah I mean you,
my toys are thrown
what I want I hide
what I don't gets flied
and I don't like this
hey guss what else?
my ass is wet.
I just had a piss

I'm a pablum child
pablum child
pablum child
runnin wild

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