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Song Parodies -> "Already Spawned (the Hatchery Ballad)"

Original Song Title:

"Already Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Already Spawned (the Hatchery Ballad)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Well, I heard of greenpeace talkin just the other day
said there was no more fish on the coral shelf..
but I got good news for you,
I found more than one or two
and you can just go watch the fish porn by yourself..
unless they've already spawned..
and their milt load is gone
you can still see the mating prawns.
woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo


it's better when they're tunas, I just don't know how they try
but I guess it's those big dorsal fins that turn me on
just remember this, unfurled, just to get it in your grasp
the thing on a big shark is used to "clasp"

but they've already spawned
and their milt load is gone
you can still cheer for the prawns.. woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo

well I saw a grouper twosome hold one down
heaven knows she was all wet when she got free
so often times sh*t happens, and they all end up in drains
and they never even knew they left the sea

but they've already spawned
and their milt load is gone
you can still cheer for the prawns
but they've already spawned
and their milt load is gone
you can still cheer for the prawns


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Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
And it's only a spawn in their game. Good job of skirting the WhatFreaks barrier.
alvin - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
you hatched a good one
Ann Hammond - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
love it.

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