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Song Parodies -> "Moisture Farm"

Original Song Title:

"Juniors Farm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Mccartney

Parody Song Title:

"Moisture Farm"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Just read a "star wars" parody an oldie, but thought I should try one too.. Luke Skywalker lived on Tattooine on a "moisture farm" so here goes..
you should have seen me back on tattooine
I thought I had it all, but what I seen
Alec Guinness in a bag and not very clean

he said I was a Jedi Knight
I said man, you must be kidding right?
just in the nick of time, I looked to the right

lets go lets go lets go lets go,
to my moisture farm, on the planet below
r2 d2 and c three-pi-o
livin on my moisture farm
everybody come along

Darth Vader wants to run the universe'
so yoda, taught me how to break his curse
better mention princess Leah in this next verse

she said Luke, be careful, don't get dead,
I asked about the buns she stapled to her head
how did she ever get comfy in bed???

I lit my Sabre, and I had a fight
then Kenobi disappeared into a flash of light
Darth had swung it good with all of his might

lets go lets go lets go lets go,
to my moisture farm, on the planet below
r2 d2 and c three-pi-o
livin on my moisture farm
everybody come along
take me to the moisture farm

so many cameoes I don't know names,
Harrison Ford, he was from Patriot Games,
man he was so young, he don't look the same

I volunteered to fight, don't need to draft,
I shot a bolt in to the death star shaft
then it blew up and I cut it in half


lets go lets go lets go lets go,
to my moisture farm, on the planet below
r2 d2 and c three-pi-o
livin on my moisture farm
everybody come along
take me to the moisture farm

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Claude Prez - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
"The buns stapled to her head" made me laugh.
Meriadoc - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice to see someone parody this song. I especially liked "better mention princess Leah in this next verse."

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