Song Parodies -> Correction
| Original Song Title: | "Objection" |
| Original Performer: | Shakira |
| Parody Song Title: | "Correction" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
why do I have the horrible feeling that Shakira looks like Royce Miller, and Pips looks like Roger Miller?
it's not your fault that you're so irresistable
even gender you see, in this room is twistable
but every twenty seconds I'll guess again
and if and when I'm wrong I won't care
I'll just align my head
correction, I don't wanna be a deception
now that I have got your attention
I hope that you're women, and not some brother
cause that would be a bother
correction, I'm thinkin and here's my angle
you guys are Cash and Tango
I'm writing a part, with my hands again
no way, I've got to guess today
are you white? are you black? or an oreo
please tell me the truth and Bill Florio
you gotta know the truth will come out
am I that deceived don't I count?
lets see what its about
correction, I don't want to be a deception,
to get a bit of your affection,
you both think I'm good in bed, no other
if you are are men, don't bother
reflection, the angles of this triangle
lets do the threesome tango
falling apart, in this land again
so hey no no no no
how I wish you are two chicks so we'll be three
and then we'd find a place to be away from here
away from here
this is pathetic, it's moronic
it's sadistic, I'm neurotic
tango is meant for three
with chicks, please include me
so lets try it,
reverse it
I'm hung like a horse
and you can count on me
yeah you chicks count on me
correction, I don't want to be a deception,
to get a bit of your affection,
you both think I'm good in bed, no other
if you are are men, don't bother
reflection, the angles of this triangle
lets do the threesome tango
falling apart, in this land again
so hey no no no no
go get laid.. get laid today hey hey get laid
uh huh uh huh hooooooo
uh huh uh huh hooooooo
oh hey girls I'll start with your glands again
get me laid hey hey hey
oh hey girls I'll start with your glands again
get me laid get me laid
even gender you see, in this room is twistable
but every twenty seconds I'll guess again
and if and when I'm wrong I won't care
I'll just align my head
correction, I don't wanna be a deception
now that I have got your attention
I hope that you're women, and not some brother
cause that would be a bother
correction, I'm thinkin and here's my angle
you guys are Cash and Tango
I'm writing a part, with my hands again
no way, I've got to guess today
are you white? are you black? or an oreo
please tell me the truth and Bill Florio
you gotta know the truth will come out
am I that deceived don't I count?
lets see what its about
correction, I don't want to be a deception,
to get a bit of your affection,
you both think I'm good in bed, no other
if you are are men, don't bother
reflection, the angles of this triangle
lets do the threesome tango
falling apart, in this land again
so hey no no no no
how I wish you are two chicks so we'll be three
and then we'd find a place to be away from here
away from here
this is pathetic, it's moronic
it's sadistic, I'm neurotic
tango is meant for three
with chicks, please include me
so lets try it,
reverse it
I'm hung like a horse
and you can count on me
yeah you chicks count on me
correction, I don't want to be a deception,
to get a bit of your affection,
you both think I'm good in bed, no other
if you are are men, don't bother
reflection, the angles of this triangle
lets do the threesome tango
falling apart, in this land again
so hey no no no no
go get laid.. get laid today hey hey get laid
uh huh uh huh hooooooo
uh huh uh huh hooooooo
oh hey girls I'll start with your glands again
get me laid hey hey hey
oh hey girls I'll start with your glands again
get me laid get me laid
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 |
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Good song, nice pacing.
love the pacing , love the song, overall i give it a five.
Im confused......I apparently read this and left a comment on january 13, yeah im confused.
Ha, ha. Vulgar, but funny.
A horse, eh? ;-)
smells like an onion though.. sort of an italian scallion
Giddy-up!
HAHAHAHA...the intro was great, as well as the song lol
OH YA THINK YA TOUCHED YA ( PLEASE DONT ASK ME WHAT I MEEN) THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/shakira25.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 84









