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Song Parodies -> "Correction"

Original Song Title:

"Objection"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Correction"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why do I have the horrible feeling that Shakira looks like Royce Miller, and Pips looks like Roger Miller?
it's not your fault that you're so irresistable
even gender you see, in this room is twistable
but every twenty seconds I'll guess again
and if and when I'm wrong I won't care
I'll just align my head

correction, I don't wanna be a deception
now that I have got your attention
I hope that you're women, and not some brother
cause that would be a bother
correction, I'm thinkin and here's my angle
you guys are Cash and Tango
I'm writing a part, with my hands again
no way, I've got to guess today

are you white? are you black? or an oreo
please tell me the truth and Bill Florio
you gotta know the truth will come out
am I that deceived don't I count?
lets see what its about

correction, I don't want to be a deception,
to get a bit of your affection,
you both think I'm good in bed, no other
if you are are men, don't bother
reflection, the angles of this triangle
lets do the threesome tango
falling apart, in this land again
so hey no no no no


how I wish you are two chicks so we'll be three
and then we'd find a place to be away from here
away from here

this is pathetic, it's moronic
it's sadistic, I'm neurotic
tango is meant for three
with chicks, please include me
so lets try it,
reverse it
I'm hung like a horse
and you can count on me
yeah you chicks count on me

correction, I don't want to be a deception,
to get a bit of your affection,
you both think I'm good in bed, no other
if you are are men, don't bother
reflection, the angles of this triangle
lets do the threesome tango
falling apart, in this land again
so hey no no no no

go get laid.. get laid today hey hey get laid
uh huh uh huh hooooooo
uh huh uh huh hooooooo
oh hey girls I'll start with your glands again
get me laid hey hey hey
oh hey girls I'll start with your glands again
get me laid get me laid

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

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ShellyGal - January 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Good song, nice pacing.
Ghetto John - January 13, 2003 - Report this comment
love the pacing , love the song, overall i give it a five.
Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Im confused......I apparently read this and left a comment on january 13, yeah im confused.
Klarissa - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha, ha. Vulgar, but funny.
Meriadoc - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
A horse, eh? ;-)
malcolm higgins - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
smells like an onion though.. sort of an italian scallion
Peregrin - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Giddy-up!
Billy Florio - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA...the intro was great, as well as the song lol
DUM ASS - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
OH YA THINK YA TOUCHED YA ( PLEASE DONT ASK ME WHAT I MEEN) THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY

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