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Song Parodies -> "Afghanistan"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Afghanistan"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Osama was mine till the time that I found him,
in a cave, playing brave,
he had a rag wrapped around his big fat head,
towel time, bloody slime

don't know if I will, but until I can find him,
I think of my dumps as a thing to remind him,
I know where I am afghanistan
afghanistan

had it to here eating spam meat and c-rats
open flap.. eat this crap
I know it's been done being more leftist soldiers.
eating figs.. coward pigs.


don't know if I will, but until I can find him,
I think of my dumps as a thing to remind him,
I know where I am............. afghanistan
afghanistan

don't know if I will, but until I can find him,
I think of my dumps as a thing to remind him,
I know where I am afghanistan
afghanistan

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Royce Miller - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I enjoyed it.
Charley Tuna - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Instead of writing these crappy insipid songs why don't you go do your job,soldier boy.Less is more,dude

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