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Song Parodies -> "Timed Packages( The Suicide Bomber Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Time Passages"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Al Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Timed Packages( The Suicide Bomber Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

he was born an Iraqi, I think you should know,
didn't agree, Saddam should go
blood like a river, believes it should flow
I think he's out of his mind, he sends those
timed packages
the ones who blow up when they're out of time,
oh timed packages,
cry me a river, send the last one out tonight

well he's just the kind to live in old times,
the burkas and stones, they suit him fine
the things that he leans on, he bows to the east
every now and then, in his caste he sends out some
timed packages
the ones who blow up when they're out of time,
oh timed packages,
cry me a river, send the last one out tonight

hear the screaming and feel yourself starting to turn
the brain of a peanut, the heart of a worm
you should be killed off today

well the picture is changing, you fit in the crowd,
you're screaming at soldiers, your wail is loud
a girl comes towards them you smile 'cause you know
a tug with her hand, and explosives blow
out of the timed packages
the ones who blow up when they're out of time,
oh timed packages,
cry me a river, send the last one out tonight


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