Song Parodies -> Pardon My Farts
| Original Song Title: | "Harden My Heart" |
| Original Performer: | Quarterflash |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pardon My Farts" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
fillin every corner, creating nasal pain
I must admit I cut the cheese again
an atmosphere turd, but turds can be disguised
darlin from my innards seems I have to let one go
plug your nose, when I let go
I hope you pardon my farts..forgive the tears
I'm gonna run and leave it here
all of my life, I've had abdominal pain
and waiting for the feeling the pressure's gone again
it smells real bad, but always disappears
darlin in your wildest dreams, did you ever have a clue...
my smell can make you blue....
I hope you pardon my farts..forgive the tears
I'm gonna run and leave it here
I hope you pardon my farts..forgive the tears
I'm gonna run and leave it hereI hope you pardon my farts..forgive the tears
I'm gonna run and leave it here
I must admit I cut the cheese again
an atmosphere turd, but turds can be disguised
darlin from my innards seems I have to let one go
plug your nose, when I let go
I hope you pardon my farts..forgive the tears
I'm gonna run and leave it here
all of my life, I've had abdominal pain
and waiting for the feeling the pressure's gone again
it smells real bad, but always disappears
darlin in your wildest dreams, did you ever have a clue...
my smell can make you blue....
I hope you pardon my farts..forgive the tears
I'm gonna run and leave it here
I hope you pardon my farts..forgive the tears
I'm gonna run and leave it hereI hope you pardon my farts..forgive the tears
I'm gonna run and leave it here
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