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Fun Music Information -> Quarterflash
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Band Name Origins:
- The band's original manager said that for a band to make it big in America, it had to be three quarters rock and one quarter flash! Submitted by: knowitall
- "A quarter flash and three parts foolish" is an Australian saying, though I believe the band was American. Submitted by: C. L. Knapp
Stupid Band Names:
- So what's that supposed to mean? One-fourth of a flash (whatever that is)? Or something involving a 25-cent US coin? I am confused. Submitted by: Chuma Pantzov
- If there is any reunion by this tinny '80s "rock" band, they should change the name to 'Quarterflash In The Pan'. Submitted by: overit
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Quarterflash In The Pan | Just to make it more creative. | Jim Raveling |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Take Another Pitcher" | "Take Another Picture" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Harden My Heart," | Need a lot of cholesterol for that! | Larcen Tyler |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Camera," R.E.M. | "Take Another Picture," Quarterflash |
| "Take A Picture," Filter | "Take Another Picture," Quarterflash |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Take Me To Hart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty
"Take Me To Heat" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Quark
"Harden My Heat" originally "Harden My Heart"
A. Person
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Take Men To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
"Take Moe To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
"Take Mae To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
"Take Mel To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
"Take Meg To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
There are additional Quarterflash song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Take Ma To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Harden My Heart" | "Soften My Heart" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Harden My Heart" | "Pardon My Farts" | Malcolm Higgins |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Harden My Heart | American Heart Association | MOR |
| Harden my Heart | Burger King | Emily (Elf) |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Harden My Heart Quarterflash | The Heart's Filthy Lesson David Bowie | Harden My Heart's Filthy Lesson | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| Harden My Heart Quarterflash | Heart Of Glass Blondie | Harden My Heart Of Glass | Jennifer |
| Harden My Heart Quarterflash | Heart Of Gold Neil Young | Harden My Heart Of Gold | Jennifer |
| Harden My Heart Quarterflash | Heart And Soul T'Pau | Harden My Heart And Soul | Edward |
| There are additional Quarterflash duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Latin Quarterflash
Latin Quarter combined with Quarterflash
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Lady Quarterflash
Lady Flash combined with Quarterflash
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Grandmaster Quarterflash
Grandmaster Flash combined with Quarterflash
Submitted By: rebecca
Quarter Ladyflash
Quarterflash combined with Lady Flash
Submitted By: Sheila Oh
There are additional Quarterflash Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Call the cops
Original Lyrics: Harden my heart
| "Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna swallow my fears
Original Lyrics: I'm gonna swallow my tears
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"Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: I’m gonna drive my car
Original Lyrics: I’m gonna harden my heart
| "Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna call the cops
Original Lyrics: I'm gonna harden my heart
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| There are additional Quarterflash misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Take Me to Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: You won't forget nine lives
Original Lyrics: You won't forget my eyes
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke What cats would really sing! |
| There are additional Quarterflash misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Harden My Heart"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm gonna swallow my tears
Why They're Nonsensical: So, while you're crying, you plan to let your teardrops go into your mouth and down your throat?? Excuse me when I say, EEEuuuuggghhh!!
Submitted by: Chuma Pantzov
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Band Name Anagrams:
Fresh Quart, Al Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Shaft Quarrel Submitted by: Candy Welty
Rash Elf Quart Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Quart Flasher Submitted by: poo_head
They flash bottles, I moon jars...
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Make Tea To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Submitted by: Hank E. Panky
"Make Tea To heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Submitted by: Hank E. Panky
