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Band Name Origins:

  • The band's original manager said that for a band to make it big in America, it had to be three quarters rock and one quarter flash! Submitted by: knowitall
  • "A quarter flash and three parts foolish" is an Australian saying, though I believe the band was American. Submitted by: C. L. Knapp

Stupid Band Names:

  • So what's that supposed to mean? One-fourth of a flash (whatever that is)? Or something involving a 25-cent US coin? I am confused. Submitted by: Chuma Pantzov
  • If there is any reunion by this tinny '80s "rock" band, they should change the name to 'Quarterflash In The Pan'. Submitted by: overit

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Quarterflash In The PanJust to make it more creative.Jim Raveling

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Harden My Heart,"Need a lot of cholesterol for that!Larcen Tyler

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Camera," R.E.M."Take Another Picture," Quarterflash
"Take A Picture," Filter"Take Another Picture," Quarterflash

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Take Me To Hart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty
"Take Me To Heat" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Quark
"Harden My Heat" originally "Harden My Heart"
A. Person

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Take Men To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
"Take Moe To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
"Take Mae To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
"Take Mel To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty
"Take Meg To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty

There are additional Quarterflash song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Take Ma To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Candy Welty

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Harden My Heart""Soften My Heart"Lionel Mertens
"Harden My Heart""Pardon My Farts"Malcolm Higgins

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Harden My HeartAmerican Heart AssociationMOR
Harden my HeartBurger KingEmily (Elf)

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Harden My Heart
   Quarterflash
Heart Of Gold
   Neil Young
Harden My Heart Of Gold
Jennifer
Harden My Heart
   Quarterflash
Heart And Soul
   T'Pau
Harden My Heart And Soul
Edward
Harden My Heart
   Quarterflash
Unbreakable Heart
   Jessica Andrews
Harden My Unbreakable Heart
Edward

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Latin Quarterflash
Latin Quarter combined with Quarterflash
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Lady Quarterflash
Lady Flash combined with Quarterflash
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Grandmaster Quarterflash
Grandmaster Flash combined with Quarterflash
Submitted By: rebecca
Quarter Ladyflash
Quarterflash combined with Lady Flash
Submitted By: Sheila Oh

There are additional Quarterflash Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow Martinis
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
"Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna harm my heart
I'm gonna swallow my teeth
I'm gonna go and leave you poopy
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna Harden My Heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna go and leave you here
"Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna harden my heart.
I'm gonna swallow my tea.
I'm gonna go and wee, wooo, weeeeee
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna harden my heart.
I'm gonna swallow my tears.
I'm gonna go and leave you here.
"Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna harden my head, I'm gonna swallow my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna harden my heart, I'm gonna swallow my tears.
There are additional Quarterflash misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna harm my heart
I'm gonna swallow my teeth
I'm gonna go and leave you poopy
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna Harden My Heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna go and leave you here

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

For so long, I though that's what they said!

There are additional Quarterflash misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Harden My Heart"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm gonna swallow my tears
Why They're Nonsensical:
So, while you're crying, you plan to let your teardrops go into your mouth and down your throat?? Excuse me when I say, EEEuuuuggghhh!!
Submitted by: Chuma Pantzov
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Fresh Quart, Al Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Shaft Quarrel Submitted by: Candy Welty
Rash Elf Quart Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Quart Flasher Submitted by: poo_head
They flash bottles, I moon jars...

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Make Tea To Heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Submitted by: Hank E. Panky
"Make Tea To heart" originally "Take Me To Heart"
Submitted by: Hank E. Panky

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