well I was talkin last night
I needled an Iranian man
he had sandals for shoes babe,
he said
he was involved in some terrory
that was due to happen in Qatar
on a street on the nineteenth..

I Didn't Believe him,
I needled that Iranian Man
but when the jihad was known
it finally assured me, I knew,

He was involved in some terrory
That Was Due To Happen
At Qatar in the street,
on the nineteenth

so we called out ..
shall we kill this Iraniam man?
and the mercs and the soldiers I know
came along for the ride,

his "martyrship" was a forgery
and we swung all over that small bad man
it was crazy

the bombing there was to my despair,
a five pound sachel note, made its approach

the people said, now the time has come,
she pulled the cord and Kaboom..
oh no, this can't be so..

and then it occurred to me,.
it wasn't so bad,
the bomber was dead, Iranian too,
and the guys said hey lets go,
this proves Iranian chicks blow,
who woulda thought?