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Song Parodies -> "Losin All My Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Livin On A Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Losin All My Hair"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

once upon a time not so long ago
I used to twirl my lovely locks
looked up there, and yikes,
now it's just my luck.. it's tough, so tough..
rogaine works inside me all day
just a balding man, oh man, I'll cry today
for hair.. for hair..

I try to hold on to what Ive got
it really makes a difference if you have a bald spot
used to braid it daily and tie it in knots,
it's gone.. all in one shot..

oooh I'm half way there,
egg shell. losin all my hair,
see the sun reflecting off there,
oooh hoh losin all my hair..

transplant loan has got me in hock
now they're putting in what used to be on top.. it hurts.. it hurts
gee it seems to be falling away
it makes me cry at night
plugs like slivers growing there someday



I try to hold on to what Ive got
it really makes a difference if you have a bald spot
used to braid it daily and tie it in knots,
it's gone.. all in one shot..

oooh I'm half way there,
egg shell. losin all my hair,
see the sun reflecting off there,
oooh hoh losin all my hair..

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Diva - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
this one was comical!
Wild Man - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
It is a scientific fact that hair loss has been asscociated with a high testosterone level. Given that , I wish I would loose more hair!
Mike Florio - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
you know Malcolm, this was an even better song WHEN I WROTE IT! www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bonjovi11.shtml
Mike Florio - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
you know Malcolm, this was an even better song WHEN I WROTE IT! www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bonjovi11.shtml
Royce Miller - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, congratulations on writing over 500 parodies--and still going.
malcolm higgins - June 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry Michael.. I guess I didn't search it before writing.. didn't see this one by you... I think you might accept that I have better things to write than close offs of other people's stuff.. sorry pal.. NOTE TO SELF: hit search before parody
Mike Florio - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
its alright Malcolm...Ive accidently done it so many times...

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