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Song Parodies -> "I Was Paid For Clubbing You Baby"

Original Song Title:

"I Was Made For Lovin You Baby"

Original Performer:

Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"I Was Paid For Clubbing You Baby"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

at last, malcolm mocks KISS.... this song is of course sung by shawn ekhardt hired to kneecap Nancy Kerrigan, by Tonya Harding
ooh yeah


doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

tonight, I do the nasty on you,
girl, I was paid to do,
what I am gonna do
tonight, old Tonya can't be beat
when I do harm to you,
whack you above your feet..

I was paid for clubbin you baby,
and that's what I'm gonna do
tonya paid for clubbin you baby
now I'm feelin bad for you

tonight, at the champions meet,
girl I will seek out you
and I will kneecap you
and I do what those foolies want
yeah what the giloolies want
gonna get you

can't do enough to you
can't do enough oh oh
can't do enough

I was paid for clubbin you baby,
and that's what I'm gonna do
tonya paid for clubbin you baby
now I'm feelin bad for you

tonight I'm gonna her you wai-ool
tonya can go for gold,
with oksana baioul
and when the fbi says you,
I'll spill it all for you
they'll know who paid me to

I was paid for clubbin you baby,
and that's what I'm gonna do
tonya paid for clubbin you baby
now I'm feelin bad for you


doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

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Billy Florio - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
We should have more parodies about Nancy Kerrigan lol
malcolm higgins - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
is that a challenge? billy??
Billy Florio - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You think you can write more on this subject, Malcolm? (wait, what am I saying? lol)

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