Song Parodies -> (Now That Ewe's Gone) The Abandoned Foal Song
| Original Song Title: | "Band Of Gold " |
| Original Performer: | Freda Payne |
| Parody Song Title: | "(Now That Ewe's Gone) The Abandoned Foal Song " |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
now that ewe's gone
all that is left is abandoned foals
all that is left is the wool I've sold
and abandoned foals
with no mammaries to feed these three
so new fur will grow here free
we took them to the shelter
from the mother they have always known
they loved one another
they missed being killed by plows
but that night when their mother bloomed
we sheared her for some wooly looms
they wait in the cold hard place of that vet's new room
filled with sadness, lamb veal real soon
hoping soon that they'll walk
out of that floor
and roam the fields like days before
now that ewe's gone
all that is left is abandoned foals
all that is left is the wool I've sold
and abandoned foals
with no mammaries to feed these three
so new fur will grow here free
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
ooh, don't you know that it's great
in the pit of that new vet's front room
soon to shear off for wooly looms
hoping soon that they'll walk
out of that floor
and roam the fields like days before
now that ewe's gone
all that is left is abandoned foals
all that is left is the wool I've sold
and abandoned foals
with no mammaries to feed these three
so new fur will grow here free
all that is left is abandoned foals
all that is left is the wool I've sold
and abandoned foals
with no mammaries to feed these three
so new fur will grow here free
we took them to the shelter
from the mother they have always known
they loved one another
they missed being killed by plows
but that night when their mother bloomed
we sheared her for some wooly looms
they wait in the cold hard place of that vet's new room
filled with sadness, lamb veal real soon
hoping soon that they'll walk
out of that floor
and roam the fields like days before
now that ewe's gone
all that is left is abandoned foals
all that is left is the wool I've sold
and abandoned foals
with no mammaries to feed these three
so new fur will grow here free
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
ooh, don't you know that it's great
in the pit of that new vet's front room
soon to shear off for wooly looms
hoping soon that they'll walk
out of that floor
and roam the fields like days before
now that ewe's gone
all that is left is abandoned foals
all that is left is the wool I've sold
and abandoned foals
with no mammaries to feed these three
so new fur will grow here free
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Ewe nailed it Malcolm, not half baaaa'd at all.
The natural response to the recent "Sheep Love You", it seems.
weird, yet tender
Very originwool! Shear genius!
Aren't foals in the horse family instead of the sheep family?
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