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Song Parodies -> "(Now That Ewe's Gone) The Abandoned Foal Song"

Original Song Title:

"Band Of Gold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Freda Payne

Parody Song Title:

"(Now That Ewe's Gone) The Abandoned Foal Song"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

now that ewe's gone
all that is left is abandoned foals
all that is left is the wool I've sold
and abandoned foals
with no mammaries to feed these three
so new fur will grow here free

we took them to the shelter
from the mother they have always known
they loved one another
they missed being killed by plows
but that night when their mother bloomed
we sheared her for some wooly looms

they wait in the cold hard place of that vet's new room
filled with sadness, lamb veal real soon
hoping soon that they'll walk
out of that floor
and roam the fields like days before

now that ewe's gone
all that is left is abandoned foals
all that is left is the wool I've sold
and abandoned foals
with no mammaries to feed these three
so new fur will grow here free

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

ooh, don't you know that it's great
in the pit of that new vet's front room
soon to shear off for wooly looms
hoping soon that they'll walk
out of that floor
and roam the fields like days before

now that ewe's gone
all that is left is abandoned foals
all that is left is the wool I've sold
and abandoned foals
with no mammaries to feed these three
so new fur will grow here free


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Peregrin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Ewe nailed it Malcolm, not half baaaa'd at all.
Steve K. - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
The natural response to the recent "Sheep Love You", it seems.
alvin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
weird, yet tender
Chuck A. Spear - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Very originwool! Shear genius!
Zoology Cop - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Aren't foals in the horse family instead of the sheep family?

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