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Song Parodies -> "Health Care Plan"

Original Song Title:

"No Where Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Health Care Plan"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

my plan works better than odumba's
here's a real health care plan
looking for the healthy land
making all my health care plans
not so dumbly

you will get an MRI
you will stay and never die
this involves my health care plan
for all bodies

with his plan, costs surgin'
you can't find a surgeon
wih his plan the world just can't be this land

as far left as he can be
he can't help you medically
dumba's plan will you save me at all?

with his plan, facts swerving
it is all unnerving
with his plan the world will soon close it's hand

doesn't have a freaking clue
doesn't know what he should do
with his plan you won't be free at all..

as far left as he can be
he can't help you medically
dumba's plan will you save me at all?
dumba's plan will it save me at all
dumba's plan will it save me at all

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Mark Scotti - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Hope it works, but this was one funny parody!!
Timmy1000 - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice parody - 555 - and a time for fear when govt. gets into the HC business. Current situation is not good either.
Tommy Turtle - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Uh, what exactly *is* your plan, Malks? Kept expecting it to be revealed in the parody - or does that come in a future parody? lol. Another in a long string of great title switches. 555 days to wait for elective surgery.

Timmy1000: C'mon, what's wrong with the govt. running health care? Look at what a great job they're doing with the Post Office, the budget, the banks, their own corruption and sex scandals, Social Insecurity, ... ad infinitum, ad nauseam :)

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