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Song Parodies -> "Pneumonia"

Original Song Title:

"Cecilia"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Pneumonia"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why I havent written in a couple of weeks. ow what an illness to have
pneumonia, it's clogging my lungs,
I cough and my tongue hurts like crazy
oh pneumonia, the worst of the bugs,
there's just no new drugs to relieve me

pneumonia, it's clogging my lungs,
I cough and my tongue hurts like crazy
oh pneumonia, the worst of the bugs,
there's just no new drugs to relieve me

cough up a lung in the after noon with pneumonia
up in my bedroom (puking up)
I got to wipe my face
'fore I come back to bed
someone help me save face

pneumonia, it's clogging my lungs,
I cough and my tongue hurts like crazy
oh pneumonia, the worst of the bugs,
there's just no new drugs to relieve me

medication, I'm breathing again..
it don't hurt no more, no more gagging

medication, I'm breathing again..
it don't hurt no more, no more gagging

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Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, won't you play another "somebody done somebody's lung" song?

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