-> "Bye Bye Rug"
Original Song Title:
"Bye Bye Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bye Bye Rug"
The Lyrics
I can't stay so bald forever, expect my hair to thrive
hear those innuendoes, just want to stay inside
it's sparse and wavy this night
tomorrow's just the same
not long enough for even rollers,
hear what the t.v's sayin
get a transplant, guy
no rugs like the other guys
use your credit card to buy
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
sunstitution doctor's usin
plugs to hide my head
and fillin the cranium
with other hair from head
a surprise he uses anaesthetic too
to make me feel less tense
my hair is now luxurious
it's my best defence
get a transplant, guy
no rugs like the other guys
use your credit card to buy
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
sunstitution doctor's usin
plugs to hide my head
and fillin the cranium
with other hair from head
a surprise he uses anaesthetic too
to make me feel less tense
my hair is now luxurious
it's my best defence
get a transplant, guy
no rugs like the other guys
use your credit card to buy
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
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