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Song Parodies -> "Bye Bye Rug"

Original Song Title:

"Bye Bye Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"Bye Bye Rug"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I can't stay so bald forever, expect my hair to thrive
hear those innuendoes, just want to stay inside
it's sparse and wavy this night
tomorrow's just the same
not long enough for even rollers,
hear what the t.v's sayin

get a transplant, guy
no rugs like the other guys
use your credit card to buy
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug

sunstitution doctor's usin
plugs to hide my head
and fillin the cranium
with other hair from head
a surprise he uses anaesthetic too
to make me feel less tense
my hair is now luxurious
it's my best defence

get a transplant, guy
no rugs like the other guys
use your credit card to buy
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug

sunstitution doctor's usin
plugs to hide my head
and fillin the cranium
with other hair from head
a surprise he uses anaesthetic too
to make me feel less tense
my hair is now luxurious
it's my best defence

get a transplant, guy
no rugs like the other guys
use your credit card to buy
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug
bye bye rug

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T.J. Spindler - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I mention you in my two author song parts!!!! PS: 5,5,5!!! tj out
Diva - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, I thought you did this one before?

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