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Song Parodies -> "Take A Chunk Of Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Take A Chance On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Chunk Of Meat"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if you change your mind, in the buffet line
carbohydrate free,
take a chunk of meat
if you want to look your best,
drop the key lime pie,
if you choose the chicken breast
you may not soon die

if you're gnawing bone, from a bovine cow it's known,
carbohydrate free,
take a chunk of meat
if you eat a piece of fish, it's omega time
have a porky veggie dish
you'll be feeling fine

take a chunk of meat
(that's all I ask of you honey)
take a chunk of meat

we can go dancing, we can go munching, they can go together
elevator muzak playing in the background, buffet lunch forever
and you know they've got,
so much of the fattening food, and it's always a struggle too,
it's tragic
I want you to leave dessert, cause your veins will just be hurt
but you have to know keep the carbos low

if you change your mind, in the buffet line
carbohydrate free,
take a chunk of meat
if you want to look your best,
drop the key lime pie,
if you choose the chicken breast
you may not soon die

we can eat the chicken, even "finger lickin" baby it's better
we can eat the weenies, even scallopinis I will go and get 'er
but you know there is so much of the carbo food,
and you know it's good, tastes magic,
I want to leave this place, have dessert and stuff my face,
but I just say no, yes I have to so...

if you change your mind, in the buffet line
carbohydrate free,
take a chunk of meat
if you want to look your best,
drop the key lime pie,
if you choose the chicken breast
you may not soon die

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Stuart McArthur - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
won't die, except from the cholesterol - they work, those carbo diets until you stop - 555

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