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Song Parodies -> "For Your Lungs This Time"

Original Song Title:

"For The Longest Time"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"For Your Lungs This Time"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Oh, oh, oh
For your lungs this time
Oh, oh, oh
For your lungs this time
you told me that you would quit tonight
I believed you, guess that wasn't right
I never kiss you, if you don't quit now I'll miss you
not even for me, for your lungs this time

your breath smells like patchouli and dung
when you hack you cough up half your lung
I was so trusting,
when you said it was disgusting,
please my baby quit it
for your lungs this time

Oh, oh, oh
For your lungs this time
Oh, oh, oh
For your lungs this time

once you sang so nice a golden throat
now you gasp and cannot hit a note
your great sashaw-way
stubbed right out in to an ashtray
don't believe me, baby for your lungs this time

maybe you won't stop very long
that spot on your lung
is diagnosed wrong
maybe it's just tissue from scar,
but you know I think,
it's from your smoke tar,

who knows how much longer you'll respire
as you suck in smoke a marlboro fire,
away I'm bolting,
you know I find those things revolting
you have promised me,
it's for your lungs this time

why would you try puffs at the start?
you said to yourself,
"It's bad for my heart.."
now I know the addict that you are
you smoked up my new car
it's worth less than I hoped for

I don't give a monnkey's worth of frigs
please my baby just try to give up cigs
it makes you smell bad,
and I think I'd sooner kiss dad
please let it happen for your lungs this time

Oh, oh, oh
For your lungs this time
Oh, oh, oh
For your lungs this time

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