Song Parodies -> Expiration Date
| Original Song Title: | "Graduation Day" |
| Original Performer: | Chris Isaak |
| Parody Song Title: | "Expiration Date" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
eating slowly,
reading the "best by" on the can
it's a year old spam....
picked up in good time,
but it just came to me,
salmonella free
expiration date
watching the food hall.
a million things can all go old..
covered up with mould
I'd toss them all then,
buy some new ones for the wall,
stored for fall..
expiration date
thinking of the foods that always should stay right.
why does "sour cream " expire, it's sour when it's right
makes me sorry that I waste this food today
botulism sucks, it takes good food away
expiration date oh oh oh expiration date
guitar solo
thinking of the foods that always should stay right.
why does "sour cream " expire, it's sour when it's right
makes me sorry that I waste this food today
botulism sucks, it takes good food away
expiration date oh oh oh expiration date
reading the "best by" on the can
it's a year old spam....
picked up in good time,
but it just came to me,
salmonella free
expiration date
watching the food hall.
a million things can all go old..
covered up with mould
I'd toss them all then,
buy some new ones for the wall,
stored for fall..
expiration date
thinking of the foods that always should stay right.
why does "sour cream " expire, it's sour when it's right
makes me sorry that I waste this food today
botulism sucks, it takes good food away
expiration date oh oh oh expiration date
guitar solo
thinking of the foods that always should stay right.
why does "sour cream " expire, it's sour when it's right
makes me sorry that I waste this food today
botulism sucks, it takes good food away
expiration date oh oh oh expiration date
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