Song Parodies -> Attack Your Wife
| Original Song Title: | "Mack The Knife" |
| Original Performer: | Bobby Darin |
| Parody Song Title: | "Attack Your Wife" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
Oh your wife has .. pretty teeth here...
and she nips me.., every night
I attack wives..underneath, here..
and I kiss them... outta sight..
when your wife bites, with her teeth here
on her pillows, lies her head...
silky gloves for my love wreath here
so there's not a hair or shred....
oh as we talk until morning
she says you are lacking life....
we are snaking.. but why bother?
I admit I.. attack your wife...
she likes "tug boat" she can give'er
as her blouse is coming down
now her corset's feeling great here
yes, attackies, don't make me frown...
d cup filler disappeared dear..
after popping out of sash..
and her kisses stitch like a tailor
as she does the "monster mash"
she's not tawdry, she's a driver..
she can teach' em to get down
and the line forms, on the right here..
now attackies... don't make me frown
and she nips me.., every night
I attack wives..underneath, here..
and I kiss them... outta sight..
when your wife bites, with her teeth here
on her pillows, lies her head...
silky gloves for my love wreath here
so there's not a hair or shred....
oh as we talk until morning
she says you are lacking life....
we are snaking.. but why bother?
I admit I.. attack your wife...
she likes "tug boat" she can give'er
as her blouse is coming down
now her corset's feeling great here
yes, attackies, don't make me frown...
d cup filler disappeared dear..
after popping out of sash..
and her kisses stitch like a tailor
as she does the "monster mash"
she's not tawdry, she's a driver..
she can teach' em to get down
and the line forms, on the right here..
now attackies... don't make me frown
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Well, I don't have a wife... As long as it's not Michael Douglas' wife!
Get your spline forged where it's tight: rear; then go cracky, back 'n' brown.
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