Song Parodies -> Attack Your Wife

Original Song Title:

"Mack The Knife"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

  
Parody Song Title:

"Attack Your Wife"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

Oh your wife has .. pretty teeth here...
and she nips me.., every night
I attack wives..underneath, here..
and I kiss them... outta sight..

when your wife bites, with her teeth here
on her pillows, lies her head...
silky gloves for my love wreath here
so there's not a hair or shred....

oh as we talk until morning
she says you are lacking life....
we are snaking.. but why bother?
I admit I.. attack your wife...

she likes "tug boat" she can give'er
as her blouse is coming down
now her corset's feeling great here
yes, attackies, don't make me frown...

d cup filler disappeared dear..
after popping out of sash..
and her kisses stitch like a tailor
as she does the "monster mash"

she's not tawdry, she's a driver..
she can teach' em to get down
and the line forms, on the right here..
now attackies... don't make me frown




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Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I don't have a wife... As long as it's not Michael Douglas' wife!
John Barry - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Get your spline forged where it's tight: rear; then go cracky, back 'n' brown.

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