LOL! Malcolm is the Master!

Well im not a man down under anymore, cuz I laughed my balls off reading this! All 5's!

Now I'm blowing Coke through my nose....!

I suspect inside jokes abound here. Nonetheless, I loved it. (Now's where you tell me to mind my own business.)

Shaun, no we don't send away appreciative commenters.. the skinny is this.. William Tong is a democrat, and bashes bush (sometimes actually quite hysterically) and occasionally takes a swipe at other things.. Merry and pippin are rumoured to be guys, girls, married, transvestites, theythink I'll be good in bed, and Billy Florio is going nute trying to figure it out.. read their stuff. generally very good.. The Florios range from incredibly funny to um, thanks for the song, guys.. Royce Miller is brilliant, read HER stuff. I write about anything and everything, but want to sleep with merry and pips if they are girls, and kill myself if either is a guy.. Phil alexander is pretty good, but can be very acidic in comments.. I wish I was Bob Geldof is a recovering addict with an acidic tongue from time to time.. anyone else?? welcome to the site havent seen you here before for comments.. look around chuckie has a great site here..

I wish I was Bob Geldof needs to curb his curse words, since I had to delete a bunch of his comments today.. and of course thanks for the kind words from Malcolm

Malcom said: "but want to sleep with merry and pips if they are girls, and kill myself if either is a guy.. " Just curious - howcum guys think women just love to pair up and hop into bed with them, but it is a no-no for a guy to say yes to a threesome involving another guy in order to please his lady....?

Because that means "You're doing it with a guy." Never mind "...and a girl." Give a Republican a choice between voting for Bill Clinton and having sex with another man, and he'll vote for Clinton. Of course, ask him to give up his cigarettes or his gun, or vote for Clinton, and he'll think about it.

what if you asked me to have sex with Bill Clintin holding a gun, with a cigarette in my mouth? with Hillary on the side?? and he's asking for my vote right then??? what then huh??

Malcolm, you're not my type. And I tried firing a gun once. I didn't like it. I didn't inhale the smoke, and I never tried it again. And if you're still trying to get with Merry and Pip, y'know, my wife Hillary once gave me a book in which the author defined "insanity" as doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result. As for me, me and Merry? Me and Pip? I did not...have...sexual relations with that...that...uh, somebody wanna help me out here?

Turner, you could only possibly understand if you were a guy. And we don't really think it (inasmuchas it will ever come true) but we sure can hope it!

Bill... I think the word you're looking for is "Hobbit" ;-)